meekoman
Active Member
I will report you to security next time I see you sitting in a tree.And I've already told you I'm sorry a gazillion times for that incident.
I will report you to security next time I see you sitting in a tree.And I've already told you I'm sorry a gazillion times for that incident.
I own a parrot so being pooped on is part of my daily routine. HOWEVER.... Several years ago I saw a bald eagle flying high over Sea World and the thought of an eagle pooping on someone just made my day.
At the Boardwalk I took the lid off my milkshake to stir it a bit more, bird pooped right into the cup. Ice cream and poop splashing onto my arm. Yum.
Here where I work, we refer to payday as the "day the eagle poops!"
I've never been pooped on, but I had the misfortune of seeing a pair of ducks... um... having some fun in Tomorrowland. Not a great sight to be had.
WDW has a lot of wildlife that have become comfortable, maybe too comfortable, with crowds of guests. Whether it's at specific locations like Casey's Corner or among the endless foliage throughout the parks, there are a lot of birds.
Well, it finally happened to me. So, I just have to ask, has something similar ever happened to you? Have you ever seen this happen to other guests?
I've heard that it can be considered "lucky" to be pooped on by a bird. I disagree.
If this has happened to you, were you able to just shrug it off, or was the offending bird's "gift" enough to ruin your day?
If a CM sees it happen, or a guest reports the traumatic attack to a CM, will they offer you a replacement t-shirt? I'm not suggesting that this misfortune necessarily obligates Disney to give away free merchandise to a guest, but some attacks can be pretty substantial and difficult to wash out with just hand soap and a restroom sink, while other attacks might be small enough to go unnoticed.
For me, this is a much unwanted meet and greet with poo.
Most kids would love this.I read that Eisner and WDI planned to have a magical flying Figment that would poop, burp and toot all over the guests, because that's what Guests want at the Imagination Pavilion, right?
Screw the Dreamfinder, and a Journey into Imagination, bring on the bathroom humor and make Figment an annoying Pest!
It's the ultimate in Guest Interaction! That's what kids want!
<yeah, shouldn't have posted this, but I had to...first thing that popped in my mind>
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