Getting Pooped On While In the Parks

Tiggerfanatic

Well-Known Member
I own a parrot so being pooped on is part of my daily routine. HOWEVER.... Several years ago I saw a bald eagle flying high over Sea World and the thought of an eagle pooping on someone just made my day.

Here where I work, we refer to payday as the "day the eagle poops!":p
 

worldfanatic

Well-Known Member
At the Boardwalk I took the lid off my milkshake to stir it a bit more, bird pooped right into the cup. Ice cream and poop splashing onto my arm. Yum.

MMMMmmmmmmm!! That does sounds good!
I love exotic treats!
Hope they still have the "birdshake" available on my Boardwalk return next summer.
 

jlevis

Well-Known Member
Here where I work, we refer to payday as the "day the eagle poops!":p

That's how we used to refer to payday when I was in the Army. 'course we used a more colorful term for "pooped". I have seen an eagle "poop" and I think I was short-changed on a few paydays. :D
 

THEMEPARKPIONEER

Well-Known Member
When I was at big Al's I was completely surrounded and all sights were aimed at me. I had to Flee like a ninja and I swear I felt the wind from the load passing by.
 

miles1

Active Member
I got nailed once right on the top of my head walking under the metal trees in Tomorrowland. Got BOTH of my hairs, too. Of course my first reaction was to put my hand up to see what it was, thereby smearing it all over my head and my hand. About the only advantage to being thin on top was that it was easy to wash off.

I saw some poor kid really get slimed at Flights of Wonder by a huge bird. My teenage son was so grossed out that he left his seat and stood at the back of the theater for the whole show. (He still won't go in there.) CM's were great with the kid and got him new clothes.
 

ddbowdoin

Well-Known Member
WDW has a lot of wildlife that have become comfortable, maybe too comfortable, with crowds of guests. Whether it's at specific locations like Casey's Corner or among the endless foliage throughout the parks, there are a lot of birds.

Well, it finally happened to me. So, I just have to ask, has something similar ever happened to you? Have you ever seen this happen to other guests?

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I've heard that it can be considered "lucky" to be pooped on by a bird. I disagree.

If this has happened to you, were you able to just shrug it off, or was the offending bird's "gift" enough to ruin your day?

If a CM sees it happen, or a guest reports the traumatic attack to a CM, will they offer you a replacement t-shirt? I'm not suggesting that this misfortune necessarily obligates Disney to give away free merchandise to a guest, but some attacks can be pretty substantial and difficult to wash out with just hand soap and a restroom sink, while other attacks might be small enough to go unnoticed.

For me, this is a much unwanted meet and greet with poo. o_O

Damn Brazilians!
 

KDiS88

Member
We weren't in a park but we were having lunch at the contempo cafe the first day we arrived & there was a bird flying around in there and it decided to use our table as the bathroom and just missed my little sisters pizza! We were laughing so hard so no it didn't ruin our day! It was pretty funny!
 

englanddg

One Little Spark...
I read that Eisner and WDI planned to have a magical flying Figment that would poop, burp and toot all over the guests, because that's what Guests want at the Imagination Pavilion, right?

Screw the Dreamfinder, and a Journey into Imagination, bring on the bathroom humor and make Figment an annoying Pest!

It's the ultimate in Guest Interaction! That's what kids want!

<yeah, shouldn't have posted this, but I had to...first thing that popped in my mind>
 

luv

Well-Known Member
I read that Eisner and WDI planned to have a magical flying Figment that would poop, burp and toot all over the guests, because that's what Guests want at the Imagination Pavilion, right?

Screw the Dreamfinder, and a Journey into Imagination, bring on the bathroom humor and make Figment an annoying Pest!

It's the ultimate in Guest Interaction! That's what kids want!

<yeah, shouldn't have posted this, but I had to...first thing that popped in my mind>
Most kids would love this.

The greatest joy I ever saw and heard from a group of five and six year olds was on a field trip to a farm. While they were standing around, politely waiting for the lady who was speaking to them to stop, the goat peed. Oh, my God! I am sure many remember it to this day. One kid's mouth opened so big while he laughed that I thought his jaw would snap.

Kids LOVE animals that pee.
 

Briangwen7

Active Member
Hahaha, Haven't... Hope I won't though, I was pooped on my arm when I was
going to act in a play, people do say it's good luck so i just washed it off and skipped happily! :)
 

Texzilla

Member
I got it good at Epcot. Went with my best friend and his sister, who did nothing but argue like 12 year olds the whole week. Last day of the trip, the idea was to spend a couple of hours at Epcot before heading to the airport, but they're spending the time fighting with each other. I'm standing off to the side wondering if this hell could actually get any worse when a flock of seagulls flies over. One doesn't just hit me in the face, it gets in my mouth. At least it got them to stop fighting. And I should note that the complete strangers in the washroom were perfect gentlemen in letting me use the sink right away instead of waiting in line since they could all see what happened.
 

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