No one pees like Gaston...
Gets relief like Gaston...
Piddles out puddles in cups like Gaston!
"It's true that I'm master of UUUURINATING!"
My kinda guy....GAAAASTONNNNN!
This part of the song makes sense now...
No one pees like Gaston...
Gets relief like Gaston...
Piddles out puddles in cups like Gaston!
"It's true that I'm master of UUUURINATING!"
My kinda guy....GAAAASTONNNNN!
At least he is hitting the bucket.. and not making a mess all over...
that was my exact plan for my gf on our next trip!That's awesome. I wonder if I can pose somebody in front of it, looking up, with their mouth open.......
Dude, the villains are some of the best and most interesting characters in the Disney movies. Where would Sleeping Beauty be without Malifecent? Or Aladdin without Jafar? Lion King without Scar? And Beauty and the Beast without Gaston? They'd all be pretty dang boring without them.Was this character meant to appeal to boys in Fantasyland expansion? Why even feature such a douchey basically villainous character. I don't get it.
But a statue of Beast's former self wizzing like that would only confuse children. (Not to mention be completely off-base with the story).But Gaston is one of the lamest villains. The real villain in Beauty and the Beast was the Beast's former self. His character redeems himself and he becomes a good man. Gaston was just this douchey womanizing frat boy character and a bizarre choice to feature in the park like this. There's nothing appealing about him for men or women. He isn't charming or delicious in his evilness like those other characters you mentioned. He's a total nincompoop and he never gets the girl. It's not as though they needed to have a fake "tavern" with a peeing Gaston statue.
But a statue of Beast's former self wizzing like that would only confuse children. (Not to mention be completely off-base with the story).
Come on now! Your surely taking the ....Took a picture at Gaston's Fountain....I Got this...
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