Funniest Thing I've ever read on this site!

wdisney9000

wdisney9000

Truindenashendubapreser
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The quote at the end of Sarcasto's comment, "Now I am become death, the Destroyer of Worlds", is what Robert Oppenheimer (father of the atomic bomb) said after the first nuclear test in 1945. Oppenheimer was quoting Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. (for any history buffs)
 
donaldtoo

donaldtoo

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rsoxguy said:
Allow me to atone for the OP’s confusion.

A wimpy guy in a small VW Beetle ran a stop sign and t-boned into a large Cadillac driven by a very large and muscular man. By some miracle the Cadillac was completely destroyed, while the Beetle barely received a scratch. The strong man got out of his car, grabbed the wimpy guy, and drew a circle on the ground. He placed the wimpy guy inside the circle and said, “Don’t you dare move from that spot!”
The strong man then grabbed a sledge hammer out of his trunk and proceeded to completely smash the Beetle to pieces. As he finished destroying the Beetle, he noticed that the wimpy guy was standing in the circle giggling. He walked over to the wimpy guy and said, “Hey, I just finished completely destroying your car. There’s no way to fix the damage to your ruined car. What’s so funny?”

The wimpy guy looked at him with a grin and said, “While you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times.”
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So...
Then what happened after you told the strong man you stepped outta' the circle three times? o_O ;)
 
rsoxguy

rsoxguy

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donaldtoo said:
So...
Then what happened after you told the strong man you stepped outta' the circle three times? o_O ;)
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Are you attempting to be a funny guy by implying that I'm a wimp? I take umbrage at your insinuation, sir. Why, I'll have you know that I follow a strict physical training program that has been made famous on television! Look below at my weight training program, and cower in fear over the the thought of a meeting between the two of us at a future time.

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George

George

Liker of Things
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rsoxguy said:
Are you attempting to be a funny guy by implying that I'm a wimp? I take umbrage at your insinuation, sir. Why, I'll have you know that I follow a strict physical training program that has been made famous on television! Look below at my weight training program, and cower in fear over the the thought of a meeting between the two of us at a future time.

Spongebob%20Lifting%20Weights.png
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You need to inflate your muscles like Spongebob.
 
StarWarsGirl

StarWarsGirl

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In the Parks
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Darth Tater said:
But the sad part is, there were many in the original CNN thread who were not being sarcastic. They truly feel it is the devil's bidding for people to not enjoy WDW as the greatest creation ever.

Love the Mouse...or perish! (Now where's my evil laugh button?)
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And there are also people who think that enjoying Disney is the devil's bidding. Which is even sadder. ;) I can understand that for some people, it's just not their thing. Just like skiing and camping are not my thing (even camping in Disney. Unless I was in one of the cabins...). But to think that it's encouraging evil? Come on. Is it evil to want to have fun?

But then again...
 

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