Funniest Thing I've ever read on this site!

[Red devil]

A few days ago someone posted an article from CNN on here talking about peoples opinions of Disney Theme parks as a travel destination.
To sum it up briefly, some people love WDW and all that goes with it, while others do not, blah blah blah.
The content of the article was commented on extensively in the original thread I read but what I found hilarious was the first comment after the CNN article.
I posted the link here.
I have to give credit to whoever posted the article originally, because while the content of the article was predictable, that first comment was halarious!!
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/22/travel/disney-travel-debate/index.html?hpt=hp_t5

 

[Hakunamatata]

Um. So whats the funniest thing you have read on WDWMagic? The comment after the article wasn't on this site.

 

[Red devil]

Scroll down to the bottom of the article and click where it says "comments"

 

[Hakunamatata]

Scroll down to the bottom of the article and click where it says "comments"

Yes. But the comment at the end of the article is on the CNN website. Not WDWMagic.

 

[rsoxguy]

Allow me to atone for the OP’s confusion.

A wimpy guy in a small VW Beetle ran a stop sign and t-boned into a large Cadillac driven by a very large and muscular man. By some miracle the Cadillac was completely destroyed, while the Beetle barely received a scratch. The strong man got out of his car, grabbed the wimpy guy, and drew a circle on the ground. He placed the wimpy guy inside the circle and said, “Don’t you dare move from that spot!”
The strong man then grabbed a sledge hammer out of his trunk and proceeded to completely smash the Beetle to pieces. As he finished destroying the Beetle, he noticed that the wimpy guy was standing in the circle giggling. He walked over to the wimpy guy and said, “Hey, I just finished completely destroying your car. There’s no way to fix the damage to your ruined car. What’s so funny?”

The wimpy guy looked at him with a grin and said, “While you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times.”

 

[PUSH]

Allow me to atone for the OP’s confusion.

A wimpy guy in a small VW Beetle ran a stop sign and t-boned into a large Cadillac driven by a very large and muscular man. By some miracle the Cadillac was completely destroyed, while the Beetle barely received a scratch. The strong man got out of his car, grabbed the wimpy guy, and drew a circle on the ground. He placed the wimpy guy inside the circle and said, “Don’t you dare move from that spot!”
The strong man then grabbed a sledge hammer out of his trunk and proceeded to completely smash the Beetle to pieces. As he finished destroying the Beetle, he noticed that the wimpy guy was standing in the circle giggling. He walked over to the wimpy guy and said, “Hey, I just finished completely destroying your car. There’s no way to fix the damage to your ruined car. What’s so funny?”

The wimpy guy looked at him with a grin and said, “While you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times.”

I've heard this before. Only the wimpy guy was a blonde.

 

[rsoxguy]

I've heard this before. Only the wimpy guy was a blonde.

Glad I could jazz it up for you.

 

[brucie]

Well well well. So Red Devil returns. I understood what you were saying and yes the first comment on the CNN post is hilarious. Perhaps we will see more of you around.

 

[The Mom]

The funniest thread I've ever read on this site had to do with a poster and a washing machine at All Stars.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

The funniest thread I've ever read on this site had to do with a poster and a washing machine at All Stars.

 

[DisneyJunkie]

I see ZERO comments on that CNN article when I go there.

 

[George]

Well well well. So Red Devil returns.

Are you guys arch enemies?

 

[PineapplePrincess]

The comment was hilarious, but I found the commenter's name even more amusing: Sarcastro. Brilliant!

 

[Goofyernmost]

Well well well. So Red Devil returns.

Are you guys arch enemies?

One can only hope. This place needs some drama injections. WDW74 seems off his feed lately. He's almost sounding, dare it say it, mellow! We need a filler. Personally, I'm way to nice a person to create any drama on my own so I need outside influences to get my fix.

 

[Spikerdink]

The funniest thread I've ever read on this site had to do with a poster and a washing machine at All Stars.

I am intrigued. Do you have a link? Retell the story for future generations?

I need a good laugh today.

 

[Spikerdink]

A few days ago someone posted an article from CNN on here talking about peoples opinions of Disney Theme parks as a travel destination.
To sum it up briefly, some people love WDW and all that goes with it, while others do not, blah blah blah.
The content of the article was commented on extensively in the original thread I read but what I found hilarious was the first comment after the CNN article.
I posted the link here.
I have to give credit to whoever posted the article originally, because while the content of the article was predictable, that first comment was halarious!!
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/22/travel/disney-travel-debate/index.html?hpt=hp_t5

For those who are just as lazy as I am.... here's the comment....

Sarcastro•7 days ago
Just a heads-up, I'm going to Disney in a couple weeks. Plan on letting the daughters get all dressed up, ride whatever rides they want, have all sorts of meals with characters, etc...
When society inevitably collapses into chaos and the hordes of cannibals are chasing you, you now know who to blame- me and my terrible decision to enjoy Disney World.
As my daughters inevitably turn out to be complete sociopaths who unleash chemical, biological, nuclear, or other plagues upon this earth, we'll now understand why- I let them dress up like Arial.
Remember my daughter's love of Princess Jasmine as you are lying on your back in the street, broken and twisted staring into the cold, uncaring, glowing eyes of a killer robot. In the fleeting moments left of your life, as you stare down the barrel of its plasma rifle waiting for the sickly green flash that will end your existence, die weeping for all humanity knowing it was all so avoidable- if only I had made a better decision to not go to Disney!
Now if you'll all excuse me, I have a reservation to make for Cinderella's Royal Table for my daughter. We're having brunch. It begins...
Now I am Become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
RIP Humanity.

 

[Killnme]

The funniest thread I've ever read on this site had to do with a poster and a washing machine at All Stars.

Oh please repost for is newbies.

 

[Zman-ks]

The comment was hilarious, but I found the commenter's name even more amusing: Sarcastro. Brilliant!

lmao...

 

[Red devil]

Well well well. So Red Devil returns.

Are you guys arch enemies?

Yes... yes we are. The hatred we feel for each other burns hotter then the heat of a thousand suns, the
animosity runs far deeper then the spinning center of the earths core. The unimaginable revulsion we feel for
each other is so intense that the mere mention of the others name is enough to send each other into a
convulsing, foaming, vomiting fit of rage.

Arch Enemy, thy name is Brucie!!!

 

[mergatroid]

The funniest thread I've ever read on this site had to do with a poster and a washing machine at All Stars.

Come on Mom, don't tease us like this and provide a link please