What's its Name?
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in,
he realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck", he says, "I really want a
drink."
When the gay bartender approaches, he says to
the customer, "What's the name of your ?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of
that. All I want is a drink"
The bartender replys, "I'm sorry but I can't
serve you until you tell me the name of your .
Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do
It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really
Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the
bartender tells him he will give him a second to
think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is
sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your ?"
The man looks back and says with a smile,"TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the
fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity
Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your ?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because Quality is Job #1." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think
for a moment before he comes up with a name for his
. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my is Secret. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in,
he realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck", he says, "I really want a
drink."
When the gay bartender approaches, he says to
the customer, "What's the name of your ?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of
that. All I want is a drink"
The bartender replys, "I'm sorry but I can't
serve you until you tell me the name of your .
Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do
It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really
Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the
bartender tells him he will give him a second to
think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is
sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your ?"
The man looks back and says with a smile,"TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the
fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity
Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your ?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because Quality is Job #1." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think
for a moment before he comes up with a name for his
. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my is Secret. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
