I'll never forget last year when my wife and I were at the ESPN Club bar late one evening. This guy was working his a__ off in an attempt to pick up these two girls sitting next to us. He was obnoxiouly throwing himself at them, buying them drinks, practically begging one or both of them to go back to his room at the the Yacht Club. The girls were staying at Port Orleans and he told them "You just have to come see how much better a deluxe room is compared to a moderate."
It was pathetic, but hillarious.
The best part came when he excused himself to the bathroom and one of the girls said "Let's go!", but the other said "No, let's get another $30 dollars worth of drinks from this jerk, and then go!!" My wife and I couldn't take it anymore, we started busting up! The girls laughed with us and then the poor sucker came back.
Another round of drinks later, my wife and I left, but he was still there trying. I wanted to stay and see his face when they bailed, but we were too tired. We laughed all the way back to our Boardwalk room.:lol: