nikimsu2002
New Member
Good Luck on Finals everyone!
I have Sociology at 12:45 on Monday and then my Programming Final at 8pm Monday as well as a paper for another class that isn't due until Thursday, but I will have it done by Tuesday morning at the latest so I can leave town on Tuesday afternoon.
This was in the school newspaper yesterday and I thought it was fun:
'Twas the week before finals
And all through E.L.
Everyone was preparing
For those five days from hell
No students were nestled
All snug in their beds
For visions of essays
Were haunting their heads
Everyone's pulling all-nighters
There's definite proof
Caffeine pill sales at Sparty's
Have gone through the roof
Each student is struggling
And trying real hard
To fit a 500-page textbook
On a 3-by-5 card
There's difficult questions
That leave us divided:
Do you study your notes,
Or what you've highlighted?
In every student on campus
This anxiety, it burns
And if you listen real closely,
You can hear their concerns:
"This paper's a killer
And will lead to my burial
Still a page and a half short,
Better switch it to Arial"
"I've got tons of long-dead writers
To cram into my head
Eh, they'll still be dead tomorrow
I'll just take a nap instead"
"There's multiple choice in bio
That I'm guaranteed to fan on
Why's my future so dependent
On a single freaking Scantron?"
"I've done econ all night long
And my grade still faces deflation
You think there's a store nearby
Where I could buy some motivation?"
"If I can just get started
I know I'll have the power
To keep it going strong
Only 14 breaks an hour"
"Twenty pages of accounting?
That's guaranteed to delight me
I wish there was a place on CAPA
For me to submit, 'Bite me!'"
"I've been reading for hours
And math's still got me stumped
Maybe I'll listen to 'The Final Countdown'
To get myself pumped"
"For anthro, I'm trying to understand
What it means to be a Buddhist
But it's tough when my roommate picked this week
To decide to become a nudist"
"Why should I give a care about
The technique of the Mona Lisa?
Hey, I've got a better idea
I'm gonna go four-point a pizza"
"I'll study in my dorm room
It's quiet as a mouse
With no distractions whatsoevr
Cool, a marathon of 'Full House!'"
Each test seems life-and-death
Each question could impact you
But hey, look at the bright side —
There's no MSU bowl game to distract you
But while it seems tough now
And might make you want to holler
Just think, it'll be worse in a week
When your books sell for a dime on the dollar
So do the best you can
I wish you lots of luck
Here's hoping you ace them all
Or at least that you don't suck.
I have Sociology at 12:45 on Monday and then my Programming Final at 8pm Monday as well as a paper for another class that isn't due until Thursday, but I will have it done by Tuesday morning at the latest so I can leave town on Tuesday afternoon.
This was in the school newspaper yesterday and I thought it was fun:
'Twas the week before finals
And all through E.L.
Everyone was preparing
For those five days from hell
No students were nestled
All snug in their beds
For visions of essays
Were haunting their heads
Everyone's pulling all-nighters
There's definite proof
Caffeine pill sales at Sparty's
Have gone through the roof
Each student is struggling
And trying real hard
To fit a 500-page textbook
On a 3-by-5 card
There's difficult questions
That leave us divided:
Do you study your notes,
Or what you've highlighted?
In every student on campus
This anxiety, it burns
And if you listen real closely,
You can hear their concerns:
"This paper's a killer
And will lead to my burial
Still a page and a half short,
Better switch it to Arial"
"I've got tons of long-dead writers
To cram into my head
Eh, they'll still be dead tomorrow
I'll just take a nap instead"
"There's multiple choice in bio
That I'm guaranteed to fan on
Why's my future so dependent
On a single freaking Scantron?"
"I've done econ all night long
And my grade still faces deflation
You think there's a store nearby
Where I could buy some motivation?"
"If I can just get started
I know I'll have the power
To keep it going strong
Only 14 breaks an hour"
"Twenty pages of accounting?
That's guaranteed to delight me
I wish there was a place on CAPA
For me to submit, 'Bite me!'"
"I've been reading for hours
And math's still got me stumped
Maybe I'll listen to 'The Final Countdown'
To get myself pumped"
"For anthro, I'm trying to understand
What it means to be a Buddhist
But it's tough when my roommate picked this week
To decide to become a nudist"
"Why should I give a care about
The technique of the Mona Lisa?
Hey, I've got a better idea
I'm gonna go four-point a pizza"
"I'll study in my dorm room
It's quiet as a mouse
With no distractions whatsoevr
Cool, a marathon of 'Full House!'"
Each test seems life-and-death
Each question could impact you
But hey, look at the bright side —
There's no MSU bowl game to distract you
But while it seems tough now
And might make you want to holler
Just think, it'll be worse in a week
When your books sell for a dime on the dollar
So do the best you can
I wish you lots of luck
Here's hoping you ace them all
Or at least that you don't suck.
