Favorite Puns from the Jungle Cruise?

Hoop Raeb

Hoop Raeb

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I love Jungle Cruise and ride it whenever I can. As you JC lovers know, your experience may vary from ride to ride. I think this is why I like it so much. We rode the DLR version last month and I have a new fave pun from it.

Passing the monkeys trashing the camp, the traditional "I had trouble starting my Jeep this morning. Looks like they got it to turn over" joke was told but then my new fave:

Maybe they called triple ape. *rimshot*


Sooo. What's your fave?
 
Dave Disney

Dave Disney

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Not a pun, but last time we were there as we entered Shirley's Temple our guide started to sing "there's no way of knowing which direction we are going..." the song from Willy Wonka when they're on the boat going the tunnel in the chocolate factory. I thought it was hilarious my girlfriend and I cracked up!
 
monkeysammich

monkeysammich

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I still laugh every time I hear the ... "Now I'd like to point out some flora and fauna around the river." ... and the skipper just points. I can't help but to crack up.
 
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disneysroyal411

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I can't think of it, but it's the one to do with the plastic python. :confused:
It always gets me laughing. I also had it when they sand the IDK which way were going before, that was funny.

Last time I rode it our skipper just kept cracking jokes about Lost, everyone in our boat looked confused about what he was saying.
 
stephmtl

stephmtl

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On our last JC ride, I was sitting next to the skipper with my wife and muttered (at the plastic python),
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes."

The skip looked over and said "Indy... nice."

I felt like a million bucks.
 
SirGoofy

SirGoofy

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Honestly, it'd be easier for me to tell you my least favorite jokes.:lol:

Dave Disney said:
Not a pun, but last time we were there as we entered Shirley's Temple our guide started to sing "there's no way of knowing which direction we are going..." the song from Willy Wonka when they're on the boat going the tunnel in the chocolate factory. I thought it was hilarious my girlfriend and I cracked up!
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captain marvel1

captain marvel1

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their was this one rainbow guy jungle cruise tour guide and a boat load full of all guys except me and my mom i wish i could remember the jungle cruise tour guide name he was the funniest person and i couldnt stop laughing he was flirting with the guys on the boat at night and doing his routine i wish i had video of it it was priceless.
 
_Scar

_Scar

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captain marvel1 said:
their was this one rainbow guy jungle cruise tour guide and a boat load full of all guys except me and my mom i wish i could remember the jungle cruise tour guide name he was the funniest person and i couldnt stop laughing he was flirting with the guys on the boat at night and doing his routine i wish i had video of it it was priceless.
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... he was a gay Jungle Cruise skipper flirting while on the job? Woahhh, that's odd.

I like how they joke about Disney and it's overpriced goods. :lol:
 
captain marvel1

captain marvel1

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Scar thats the one thing if we dont agree on anything else on this forum board that your right that was odd about the skipper.

but when he mentioned the 2 head part and coming out ahead i almost fell out of the boat laughing.
 

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