Hey, your pretty funny. FYI I just checked FP+ just now and I can get Toy Story Mania for 12:55 or later and if I went to EPCOT I could get Illuminations, Test Track or Soarin. Check it out. Have a magical day
Opinions of FP+ are based on individual experiences.
Since FP+ does not add capacity to previously popular attractions, the net change to wait times should be minimal.
However, there are two phenomena going on right now that make FP+ seem worse than it is.
First, Disney is pushing FP+ hard. Unlike FP, which usage tended to be limited to what I'll call super-users already familiar with the system, FP+ is being heavily advertised to onsite guests through regular mail and email. There are more rules and technology associated with FP+. More inexperienced guests are showing up to FP+ return lines with invalid return times, who might not understand what they are supposed to do, who might not be wearing their bands, who don't understand that they need to already have made a FP+ return time before showing up to the line, where the technology itself is finicky, etc.
For example, I was part of a party of 6 and the scanner worked fine for 5 out of the 6 of us at TSM. We eventually were waived through for the 6th person but we held up the line for many seconds until then. This did not happen with the old system. I either had 6 paper FP tickets or I didn't.
Second, people are reporting their experiences and, disproportionately, these experiences occurred on crowded days. This is common sense. More people are at the parks on crowded days; that's what makes them crowded.
For example, I was at WDW during Thanksgiving week and found it extremely difficult to change my return time, even when I tried the day before. Availability was extremely limited.
This doesn't invalidate your experience today. It simply suggests that today is less crowded than Thanksgiving. Again, common sense.
The short of it is that many are reporting negative FP+ experiences. Others are report positive FP+ experiences. One experience does not invalidate the other.