Headline: "Historic Epcot hours lead to unprecedented levels of day drinking" I mean, since opening half an hour earlier than what was the norm pre-pandemic is "historic" and all.
"We need to give the consumers something to do early in the day, since we have unprecedented levels of demand for our daytime activations, thanks to my genius with our pricing and brand power, that only increases labor costs slightly or else the Board will throw a shoe at me and shoe polish is difficult to clean off my bald head. What can we do?"
"How about we open up the half ruined park, half construction zone at 8:30am? We can sell booze earlier than ever, since you like the profit margins"
"Brilliant!!! You're promoted!"