Hey there!!! Welcome welcome welcome...I'm Freaky and I'll be your tourguide this afternoon...
Here on the left we have the infamous Garyhoov...see how hairy this foul beast is...He likes to ride motorcycles, eat the cheezdoodles out of his chesthair, and if you look closely...when he turns around....right...THERE we go...the Pretty pink bow!
Up around the bend here we have Darthdarrel...he's notorious for rolling his eyes (which you'll see in his next post). He has a mullet, a purple car...and...he loves to roll his eyes (did I mention that twice??? follow his posts...you'll know why)
Now...we journey off into the WDWMagic hot springs...
Erika is up to your right and look at the beauty that is "her". She loves mullets, quoting cheesy movies, camelfeet, and pixie stick bodyshots! :zipit: (Oh, did I forget to mention that she's a saint too???)
Maria...the Hot Tamale of the WDWMagic family...What can I say...her nickname says it all. You can find Maria easily...just look for the trail of men drooling and following her every move.
OneLilSpark...this young lady has changed in the eyes of posters literally overnight. She went from the cute little "Southern Belle" to "OH MY GOD JAW-DROPPINGLY BEAUTIFUL" in what seemed to be...24 hours. (And look at the younger one over there...that's BigAl's Gal...her younger sister...following in Sparky's footsteps)
Up behind that broken neon sign you'll see MouseMadness...yes...that's a Pabst Blue Ribbon in her hand and I believe if you listen carefully, you'll hear Kid Rock's "Lonely Road of Faith" playing. You have come at a special time...she is about to give birth once again...(This is only the 7th time this month!).
Angelique is here somewhere...she pops on and off from time to time to brighten our day but it doesn't seem like she's coming out to play today...Hmm...Oh well, we'll just move on...OH WAIT THERE SHE IS! Notice how she's "huggling" and "pouncing"!
Tiggerlover1971 loves the god forsaken Yankees...nuff said...stay away from that one
And here is "The Mom" watch out...she's been known to be very protective of her little ones. If you get on her good side, she'll be more than happy to bake cookies for you...(Mom, I love you! ). Oh look, figmentmom and goofette have come out and are helping out "The Mom" with the youngin's...but wait...what is that...HOW DID TRAMP GET IN THIS AREA??!?!?!?! Tramp, you dirty dog you!
The pool up on the left houses the very beautiful mermaid princess named...well..."Vince" Don't get too close to the tank because you may be splashed. Although, if you get on his good side, he may offer you a thingamabob (he's got 20)...but who cares...no big deal...he wants...Mooooooooore
As we enter the cave up ahead...be very VERY cautious...it's the home of NowInc. WATCH OUT!!! coming down from the ceiling is the WDWSpider!!! Ok...good thing we narrowly escaped that...now...onto the NowInc... THERE HE IS!!! MOVE VERY CAREFULLY!!!! (Uh ohhhhh...he's with Rob and Fievel...NOT people to mess with...look at the beastly glowing eyes on Fievel...we must've done something wrong!!!!)
Up ahead in this empty area...is Troll country...Anna, MaElStRoMRocKs, and others once lived here...but...have come and gone...
DMC-12 is sitting in the DeLorean over there...and if you listen carefully, depending on what day of the week it is, you'll hear Manic Mondays, Two-fer Tuesdays, Happy Humpdays, or Three-fer Thursdays coming out of the stereo... Oh...and how can we forget... Hi BTW! :wave:
Main Street USA is up next to DMC and take a look around...all those Digital Media Contest trophies...and I'm sure you'll be seeing his face around (just look at every avatar he has!). He's a good chap and doesn't let his perfection go to his head
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wdwmagic is the boss of this place...he runs the show, calls the shots, and is very good at what he does... (hey, I'm not on salary...I've gotta get the brownie points whenever I can).
Now we come to Erik...yes...his name is spelled correctly...If you notice, his fence is REALLY high...and that's because he has a great ability to pole vault walls on a whim. (Before you ask your question...yes...we do feed him).
Hello..hello..hello...One more time...Hello hello hello...Oh well...That there is our "EchoOfOphelia" She thinks she is She-Ra the princess of power (and she's close to her!) And...her boyfriend is Legolas...no...not Orlando Bloom...but Legolas.
There are many more WDWMagic forum members that you did not get to see...but that will just teach you to not opt for the cheap/quick tour next time :lol:
(Oh...and since you met me already...be warned...don't take ANYTHING I say seriously...and...if you are a female and I come onto you...just take it with a grain of salt )
I hope you enjoyed your tour and please tip your tourguides!!!
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