News Disney World's Magic Kingdom is experiencing widescale attraction closures this morning due to a bear

monothingie

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Premium Member
I was tempted to leave my den and post in this thread as an opportunity to gripe about the unbearable changes announced for Country Bear Jamboree, but I had the forbearance to know my griping would be unbearable. This fun bit of news is certainly upbearing WDW chatter for the day and I have enjoyed this thread's bearing so far.
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LAKid53

Official Member of the Girly Girl Fan Club
Premium Member
Just live trap the bear and give him a comfortable home in AK. The bear came to Disney not the other way around, hey! sounds to me like a serious fan.

Kinda hard to live trap a bear up a tree. The most important thing to consider is to not harm the animal.

Too bad WDW has re-themed Splash Mountain. THAT would be an interesting ride. "Mommy, that bear animatronic looks real..."
 

lazyboy97o

Well-Known Member
Yes, it would suck from the guest side, but their fire capacity should remain at least half of what it would usually be (likely more like 70% capacity), and they wouldn’t likely be over half fire capacity at a random time in September before park hopping is even open.
The Florida Fire Prevention Code does not control maximum occupancy of a theme park. That number is determined by Disney.
 

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