Disney World Jungle Cruise Boat Sinks - Create Your Own Joke!

[TP2000]

So this happened today out at Disney World. A Jungle Cruise boat took on water and sank midway through the cruise, stranding a bunch of tourists on the sinking craft. Please write your own jokes.

 

[NateD1226]

Maybe if Iger was still CEO.....

 

[Homemade Imagineering]

Maybe if Iger was still CEO.....

Plot twist, it was on purpose and done by chapek as a marketing ploy in order to advertise for the new movie

 

[Lilofan]

What's the weight limit of the boat before it starts sinking?

 

[Ismael Flores]

So this happened today out at Disney World. A Jungle Cruise boat took on water and sank midway through the cruise, stranding a bunch of tourists on the sinking craft. Please write your own jokes.

that looks fun, free Disney clothes too and maybe something else

 

[Disney Analyst]

“Watch your toes, the waters a bit nippy. Oh look piranhas!”

 

[Californian Elitist]

LM-FAO I laughed a bit, but when “My Heart Will Go On” came on, I lost it.

I hope everyone is safe.

 

[Ismael Flores]

I am surprised that someone didnt consider putting a plank and then just have two maintenance people standing in each side for stability instead of having guests waddle thru snake infested waters.

although i would have had a blast, i swam in river in the real amazon jungle with plenty of other critters in it

 

[Disney Analyst]

“I need you all to bail me out from that last joke, it really sunk this cruise”

 

[Lilofan]

“Watch your toes, the waters a bit nippy. Oh look piranhas!”

 

[Curious Constance]

I’ll just sit here and wait for the Titanic jokes to begin.

 

[Curious Constance]

My 12 year old just asked me if everyone drowned

 

[GenerationX]

"I would pull out the life boats, but they were removed to improve ride throughput by adding more seats for guests. Ironically, it's the weight of the extra guests that's taking us down. I would suggest those extra guests get tossed overboard, but that would be going overboard."

 

[TROR]

Mirroring the future rotten tomatoes score.

 

[Phroobar]

I’ll just sit here and wait for the Titanic jokes to begin.

I bet the tourist named Jack still drown.

 

[Emmanuel]

I was gonna crack a Flex Seal joke but they beat me to it

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

But this ride can't sink!

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

 

[TP2000]

But this ride can't sink!

That was all you could think of? I can tell you are sober tonight.

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Okay, that was better.

 

[Blu]

From where I sit an occasional sinking jungle boat only adds to the excitement. I mean it’s finally a change from the painful back side of water joke.