This is just Innoventions without the cool stuff to do.
I thought the Microsoft Dream Home was bad but this is a new low.
No kidding. The photos released on the Parks Blog seem to show the open atrium stairwell on the right side of the photo, shielded by black curtains (Immersive!). That means this
Disney Vacation Club Star View Station - a Member Lounge is on the east side of the building, on the opposite side of the building from the balcony that looks out over Tomorrowland and the Matterhorn.
That means this lounge area is the old exhibit space for AT&T and General Motors, when they had sponsorships at Innoventions in the late 1990's. Back then, we roasted those two exhibits specifically online for being dumb and boring and insipid. But compared to this windowless DVC lounge, those Late Clinton Era corporate exhibits now seem like the 1990's version of Pirates of the Caribbean.
Who knew that when we mercilessly made fun of this GM Innoventions crap in 1999, the future 25 years later would actually be worse?!?
For the kids in the audience, no you
don't want to know how stupid this GM exhibit was in the late 90's where this new DVC lounge will now be. Or how hokey the little GM video chair show was. Trust me, it was really bad. And very lame. And not even a good commercial for GM.
And yes, that's a tarted up Pontiac minivan on display in the middle there. The once-great Pontiac division was cancelled by GM in their last bankruptcy in 2009. Buick is the only spare division GM has left to kill in their upcoming 2024 bankruptcy.
Funny enough, the
Pontiac Motor Division of General Motors still lives on at the Disneyland Resort in Cars Land, a land that was instantly far more popular than Innoventions ever was. The biggest rock formation in the outdoor "Ornament Valley" section of Radiator Racers is an homage to the Indian Chief themed hood ornaments that Pontiac always put on its cars from the 1920's to the 50's, with car names like Star Chief and Chieftain Wagon.
And now you know! Use this trivia tidbit at your next cocktail party, if you get desperate.