Disney Slogans you'll never see

[Lucky]

"The Magic, the Marketing, and the Money"

 

[KCheatle]

The Year of Who-Cares-About-Profits!

The Year of Switcheroo: Where Deluxe resorts are priced as Values!

The Year of the Vegan: no meat, eggs, butter, milk products anywhere in WDW!

Deal with the truths of Reality!

 

[sgtmgd]

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"NO VISAS NEEDED!"

Muy Bueno Senior

 

[ChrisFL]

I wouldn't necessarily call them number 2 when Disney World has had higher attendance than all the other theme parks not only in Florida, but the world as well.

That's why its a slogan you'll never see

 

[GoofyRacer11]

That's why its a slogan you'll never see

Oh I gotcha now! I wasn't thinking. lol

 

[ddrongowski]

The year of celebrating status quo.

Come celebrate that the fireworks still work.

 

[Fraisie]

"LOLYeti"

 

[Mr_Incredible]

"The most magical place on earth: if you use your imagination to imagine what the animatronics look like if working properly"

 

[Chevross]

"Bow down before your mighty rodent overlord!"
"At least we're not Universal."
"Mickey Mouse's Many Magical Maximum Monday Midnight Medieval Miracle Movie Mania Month."

 

[wm49rs]

"The Year of a Thousand New Benches"

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

One Mans Nightmare

Disneys Best Kept Over-saturated marketing Campaign

 

[Goofnut1980]

"Buy a one day pass and get the rest of the year free!"

 

[MissM]

Celebrate the Humidity!

The Double Strollers, EVC's and Your Ankles!

Year of a Million Blisters!

 

[Bob Saget]

"Come Mantengase Alejado De Las Puertas!"

"The Year Of One Giant FLE Construction Wall!"

"Live For Today! (Your Credit Card Bill Doesn't Come 'Til Later)."

"The Magic Of DisneyParks! Because Typing Out Individual Destination Names Is Just Too Time Consuming."

"Where The Yeti Is Sure To Give Audiences Of All Ages A Thrill! Be Talked About!"

"Celebrate Eisner!"

"Sick Of Hearing About The %$#& Election? So Are We!"

"The Tour Groups, The Chanting, and YOU!"

"Have You Checked Our Monorail Status Today?

"The Year Of NO Annoying Slogan...Crap, We Did It Again!!"

"Make Your Dreams Come True! Unless your dream involves getting in under $90.00...then forgettaboutit!"

"Sick Of Hogwarts Yet?"

"Recession Celebration!"

"De Derka De Derkity Derka-Derka Dum!"

"Have YOU Gotten Into An Altercation At Epcot's F&G Festival?"

 

[EOD K9]

Buy a churro, get a free turkey leg.

Money back guarantee, if you're not satisfied, you get a refund.

Free mini Yeti and strobelight night.

 

[Vader2112]

"Buy a one day pass and get the rest of the year free!"

They should do this for residents lol. Much like Busch Gardens and Sea World.

 

[Lucky]

"The Year of Princess-Free Parks"

 

[Texas84]

"The Year We Get Rid of Christmas at Epcot". Wait, you said never...

 

[Uncle Lupe]

Disney is a right not a privilege.

 

[Lucky]

FLE: Because Bigger is Better - Just Ask Belle