What did you dislike so much about it?
There is no point to the project. There is no spark of inspiration from which the film naturally grows. It is blatantly obvious that everybody hired onto this movie is doing it for a paycheck. In fact, it is blatantly obvious that many people over the years were hired onto the project and then left, and that the final film is some cobbled together assembly of various people's ideas without any single person caring enough to unite it under some through-line.
- There's some storyline idea involving a foxy CIA agent and her working with the villain. Forget the fact that scenes showing the backstory and inner workings of the villains are pretty much non-existent in the Indiana Jones franchise, but this storyline takes up valuable minutes of the film's first half, and then is resolved by simply shooting the CIA agent in the head; after which it is never mentioned again. I have no idea where this was supposed to go and why, but it literally could have been excised from the film entirely and not one iota of the ending will have changed.
- The long, flashback sequence in the beginning is completely unnecessary, gives no information that a couple lines of dialogue don't already handle later in the film, is visually murky and hard to make out, and is uninspired as an action set piece. Spielberg used to build out his action scenes like jokes, which kept building and building until the final move arrives like a punchline. I can forgive that nobody is Spielberg, but this action scene has literally no clever ideas at all. The whole thing reads like a placeholder first draft scene from another version of the screenplay that is a different screenplay from the one involving the CIA agent above. But nobody bothered to re-write it, because nobody cared, and they simply filmed it and stuck it into the begining because it doesn't fit anywhere else.
- There's a long exposition scene between Indiana Jones and the newly introduced god-daughter to bring the audience up to speed on their relationship. Fine. Then, incredulously, later in the movie they flashback to the scene that was explained in that exposition. The flashback shows us
exactly what was already explained. What is the point this? To make us sit through five extra minutes to show us something that we already knew?
- They introduce a kid character. The kid character follows them around and makes snide remarks and is generally told to sit in the corner. I kept waiting and waiting for him to factor into the story, and it turns out that the kid's purpose in the screenplay is so that he can drive the rescue plane at the end. Incredible. Like....there are simply cheaper and more economical ways of doing this than to drag a dead weight human being around for ninety minutes and who does nothing during the whole adventure simply so he can, literally, trail the action from a safe distance until the characters are ready to be picked up afterwards by him, like he's their Uber driver or something. Again, it seems like this kid is from yet another version of some separate, early screenplay that they never bothered to excise or rethink, they found it easier to let the expenses on their film mount rather than judiciously write out deadweight.
- And besides, that rescue - the one the kid is sticking around for - is never shown! In one of the most inexplicable endings to an action franchise ever, the heroes get out of their predicament by - and I'm not joking - simply knocking out Indiana Jones and then cutting to black. And then, get this, the next shot is of him waking up safe and sound in his own bed in his own house. This is the franchise's main character, the hero! In his own action-adventure film! There probably should be an attempt at a rousing final showpiece? But no! Disney was so lazy they couldn't even bother with a climax to their own film. They literally cut to black and then bee-line straight to the happy denounement. I mean, nobody cares. Nobody cares at all. Nobody who worked on this at all gave two s**ts about what was going on. They punched in and collected the paycheck, and Disney was happy to pay them because the executives didn't care either.
I could go on and on. Whatever. There was no motivating force behind this movie other than to trick people into giving the corporation money. It's gross and Disney deserve to lose all of it. Whatever Disney's budget and marketing for this film, losing even double that amount is too good for them.