Disgusting Splash Mountain

[THE 1HAPPY HAUNT]

Reading this makes me lose my appetite.

I dunno. I could go for a Disneyland $10 churro right about now

 

[DisneyJeff]

Knowing how much this community loves acronyms, I knew exactly what the OP meant when he said GORE:

Glob of Random Excrement.

 

[The Empress Lilly]

Frankly, between being sat in doo-doo or being sat next to a flasher on a dark ride, I might yet prefer the former.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

And it's their duty to read the warning signs.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

omg you sat on a pencil?!!!!

Maybe it was sharp enough that the rider got the point.

 

[Raineman]

Well, this thread has gone completely to sh..........

 

[Ricky Spanish]

You cannot even know that for sure.
It could have been a 4yr old girl wearing an Elsa costume and it fell out of her underwear.
Yes that can happen. My niece watches a couple of girls and that just happened on Monday at their house.

I guess this gives new meaning to the phrase, “let it go”.

 

[Parker in NYC]

Unless the Blood had AIDS I would prefer blood over Gore.

Real class act.

 

[Queen of the WDW Scene]

Maybe it was sharp enough that the rider got the point.

In the end...

 

[Queen of the WDW Scene]

Anyone else feel like they could have sympathized with the OP if they hadn't been such a drama queen (or in this case king)?

 

[Stormyy]

The replies to this thread are just gold. That’s all I’ve gotta say.

 

[Lilofan]

All this reading gives me the urge

Chinese take out for lunch!

 

[InnKpr]

Anyone else feel like they could have sympathized with the OP if they hadn't been such a drama queen (or in this case king)?

All joking and poo-puns aside, I very much sympathize with the OP. Whether it was intentional, accidental, overlooked, or well-known. The situation would feel most unpleasant if I discovered the same thing while on a theme park ride, or anywhere unexpected like that.

Now back to the poo-puns.
Maybe the previous riders found their laughing place, and had to go-ho-ho..
You're welcome.

 

[WEDway Inc & Company LLC]

Omg, what a crappy situation. I hope that's a dung deal. I mean, no man(ure) would like this kind of crap to happen to them. I don't guano know what happened after the fact, that's a too bullish story for me. The kid obviously didn't give a muck. They really should have given you a stoll to sit on while on the ride. Like, the least they could have done was give you some (lawn) sausage at Pecos Bill's. Butt that's nuts, in all seriousness.

 

[monothingie]

@wdwmagic @The Mom . This thread has become clogged and needs to be flushed.

 

[WEDway Inc & Company LLC]

@wdwmagic @The Mom . This thread has become clogged and needs to be flushed.

I cr(h)appily agree