Oh what a family.................
The Queen and Prince "can't open my mouth without putting my foot in it" Philip have four kids. All four kids get married. Marriage one (their only daughter) : the princess ends up getting divorced and remarrying, she then gats involved in a scandal when her dogs are in a public park and attack a passer-by. Marriage two (the eldest son) his beautiful princess ends up being murdered or being killed in a car accident (pick whichever ending you think is true) - thats after they've seperated and had two rather dashing princes. Marriage three : the second eldest prince marries a money grabbing witch of a woman (later photographed having some man s__________g her toes while sun bathing) and they produce two daughters who have as much dress sense as the Ugly Sisters. And finally Marriage four : the youngest prince who whimps out of army training because he can't hack the physical exercise (but at least he's still married)
Now if Disney could produce an animated film about this lot..........
Oh yes, I enjoyed the day off work and watched brief highlights of some prince getting married on the evening news