Hey Gang! It's time to take a break from the debates and enjoy(?) another Walt Disney World theme park top ten list from rsoxguy. Why? Because its Friday night, and I'm in the mood! This time up, DAK.
Top Ten Reasons To Visit Disney's Animal Kingdom.
Number 10. Newest menu item: Hot Cup O' Monkey.
Number 9. Real ducks and tigers don't leave Disney open for "feel and grope" lawsuits.
Number 8. DinoLand U.S.A. grants The Lovin' Spoonful another gig beyond the county fair.
Number 7. B-mode Yeti gives every "C" student something to reach for in life.
Number 6. the sensation of being an insect underneath a large tree helps to prepare the kids for life as an American voter.
Number 5. Photos of your teens pretending to be a giraffe at The Festival of the Lion King are your own personal “curfew guarantees”.
Number 4. The crowd at Finding Nemo:The Musical allows you to sample the scents of the world at no extra charge beyond admission.
Number 3. "Little Red" leather purses maintain a strong after-market value on ebay.
Number 2. The neighbors will be impressed when you share your linguistic knowledge by telling them that Pizzafari means “indigestion” in Swahili.
And the Number One reason to visit DAK: Grown male tourists wearing safari hats and jackets help to avoid overpopulation, if you know what I mean.
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Top Ten Reasons To Visit Disney's Animal Kingdom.
Number 10. Newest menu item: Hot Cup O' Monkey.
Number 9. Real ducks and tigers don't leave Disney open for "feel and grope" lawsuits.
Number 8. DinoLand U.S.A. grants The Lovin' Spoonful another gig beyond the county fair.
Number 7. B-mode Yeti gives every "C" student something to reach for in life.
Number 6. the sensation of being an insect underneath a large tree helps to prepare the kids for life as an American voter.
Number 5. Photos of your teens pretending to be a giraffe at The Festival of the Lion King are your own personal “curfew guarantees”.
Number 4. The crowd at Finding Nemo:The Musical allows you to sample the scents of the world at no extra charge beyond admission.
Number 3. "Little Red" leather purses maintain a strong after-market value on ebay.
Number 2. The neighbors will be impressed when you share your linguistic knowledge by telling them that Pizzafari means “indigestion” in Swahili.
And the Number One reason to visit DAK: Grown male tourists wearing safari hats and jackets help to avoid overpopulation, if you know what I mean.
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She has her own top 10 list...number one is something to do with actually HEARING the monkeys before seeing them!!!:ROFLOL: