Crazy Thoughts

[dandaman]

http://www.crazythoughts.com

A hilarious site full of unanswered questions... that really don't need to be answered.
Favorite: Have you ever noticed that the letters in "mother in law" can be rearranged to spell "woman Hitler"? :lol:

 

[Not For Sale]

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I've been on the site before, and it aggrivates me, some of the questions have answers that are so obvious. For example:

Can a fire truck park in a fire lane?

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[dandaman]

I know that, but most of them are pretty funny...

 

[TowerOfTerror]

This is from the site: :dazzle:

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

 

[Kadee]

...Favorite: Have you ever noticed that the letters in "mother in law" can be rearranged to spell "woman Hitler"? :lol:

That is the BEST!!!! OMG!!!! :lol: It SO describes my mother in law.....oh...sorry...Woman Hitler!:lol: :lol:

 

[mandib]

Those are great. I have to finish checking them out later. I always come up with those things. But I'm figuing mine are on there already.

 

[doop]

Haha, this site is hilarious. :lol:

 

[dandaman]

I'm using this for a one-minute speech tomorrow...

 

[Number_6]

I had a discussion with someone about that "Can a fire truck park in a fire lane?" question before and it was decided that the question referred to a non-emergency situation. Such as when the firefighters have to do a grocery run and they take the truck to the grocery store. Where I used to live, they would just park on the street, but in a situation where that would not be an option, could they park in the fire lane since it's technically for emergencies that it is to remain clear. I know that still makes it a stupid question, but at least looking at it from that perspective, you can see where someone might have that thought occur to them. Remember: "There are no stupid questions... but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

 

[FigmentJedi]

Here's some good ones:
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsuc&!ng creatures’?
"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

 

[Not For Sale]

I got this from America the Book: If "con" is the opposite of "pro" then isn't "congress" the opposite of "progress"?

 

[dandaman]

That's hilarious, I'll see if I can use that in my speech... I'll put you on the bibliography at the end.

 

[Number_6]

I got this from America the Book: If "con" is the opposite of "pro" then isn't "congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Old Gallagher joke. That's where they got it from.

 

[dandaman]

Oh well, still funny all the same. Didn't end up using it anyways...

 

[Not For Sale]

Old Gallagher joke. That's where they got it from.

Please don't tell me I actually laughed at a line from Ghallagher

 

[Figment1986]

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Strange.. makes you wonder if it is hotter than hell outside..... :lol: :king:

 

[dandaman]

Strange.. makes you wonder if it is hotter than hell outside..... :lol: :king:

:lol:

 

[Not For Sale]

According to the book "Dante's Inferno", the center of hell is cold.

 

[Figment1986]

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

I think not.. Mars maby.. but it's long gone....

 

[dandaman]

We can check next time we go on Mission: Space...