corrupt a wish

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but the photo shots of an inebriated Mickey and Donald were so cute, that people didn't get the real message behind the "enter at your own risk" to drunky town, poster display.

I wish I had a free 5-day admission ticket to the WDW parks.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, you have to give them away.

I wish @MinnieM123 got her tickets back.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but Goofy came along and swiped them away!

I wish that it was always about 70 degrees and never humid at WDW, in Florida.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, it'll snow once a month now.

I wish to dine at Sci-Fi tonight.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but Godzilla jumps out of the screen and grabs your hamburger off your plate!

I wish I could dine at San Angel Inn in the Mexico Pavilion at Epcot tonight.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, but every dish contains ghost peppers.

I wish for a $500 gift card for the United Kingdom shops.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but they ran out of your size in all the clothing items you wanted to purchase.

I wish that Downtown Disney (or new name, Disney Springs) wasn't so crowded.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, all the stores close and it becomes a ghost town.

I wish for lifetime free tickets to the House Of Blues.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but all the performers go out on permanent strike.

I wish that I could splash around in the Wave Pool at Typhoon Lagoon, instead of going to work today.

 

[m3owbox]

Granted, but the water is ice cold.

I wish that I could run the Castaway Cay 5k today.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but you forgot to pack your running sneakers.

I wish that @m3owbox can find a replacement pair of running sneakers, in time for the C. C. 5K race today.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but you forgot to pack your running sneakers.

I wish that @m3owbox can find a replacement pair of running sneakers, in time for the C. C. 5K race today.

Granted, but there were only two pair left so you had a choice of either clown feet or flippers.

I wish they would combine a Dole Whip with a waffle.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but they forgot to cool down the hot waffle from the waffle maker, and put the cold Dole Whip on top, where it melted down into an unappetizing mess.

I wish I had a chocolate-covered, Mickey rice crispie treat bar right now for dessert.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, they run out of rice krispies and use crushed corn flakes.

I wish for a Mickey waffle with syrup, three slices of crispy bacon, home fries with ketchup, scrambled eggs extra pepper and a tall glass of jungle juice for breakfast.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but they also decided to liberally sprinkle it all with Synsepalum dulcificum extract (otherwise known as miracle fruit ) so nothing tastes as you expect it to.

I wish they would ban selfie sticks at Disney.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, everyone who carries one is given an electric shock.

I wish I could be a part of Incredibles 2.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but they can only let you be a background "extra" with a very tiny part.

I wish I could swim in the pool at the Contemporary Resort.

 

[trr1]

granted but its full of ice cubes

I wish the pool at the Contemporary Resort was filled with jello

 

[networkpro]

Granted but someone slipped fresh pineapple juice into the water so it wont congeal.

I wish the Hoop-De-Doo review would perform "Its all about the bass"

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, it has no treble.

I wish I could ride on the pirate float in Boo To You.