corrupt a wish

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but it's horse "tail" ride and you can't hold on.

I wish there were kangaroos at AK.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but that's a separate upcharge event, and will cost you an additional $100 to see a kangaroo.

I wish the WDW water parks would open earlier at 9:00 a.m., instead of 10:00 a.m.

 

[Bookworm500]

Granted but the water is freezing cold cause it's the morning and half the cast members don't get the time change memo so half the rides are closed.

I wish that the parks were all in this air conditioned bubble

 

[Foltzy]

But Disney messed up the temperature control so its constantly 50 degrees or lower

I wish I could live at Golden Oaks

 

[MOXOMUMD]

But Disney messed up the temperature control so its constantly 50 degrees or lower

I wish I could live at Golden Oaks

Granted but it's Golden Oaks Retirement Home in Wyoming.

I wish I could have free movie passes for life.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but the passes are only for movie theaters in Shanghai, and all the movies are spoken in Mandarin Chinese.

I wish that a cast member at Cirque du Soleil at Disney's West Side, would teach me how to use the trapeze.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but you must swing like a monkey.

I wish for Cirque tickets.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, you now have a job selling tickets in the ticket booth for Cirque du Soleil.

I wish @MOXOMUMD would slip me a few free passes to Cirque, now that she's working in the ticket booth.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, unfortunately the top row is all that's left.

I wish @MinnieM123 has a nice pair of binoculars.

 

[Foltzy]

Granted,
The lens is cheap and breaks at the slightest touch.

I wish I could have le celier steak every day for dinner

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but they keep overcooking it on the grill.

I wish I was riding on a Sea Racer now in the 7 Seas Lagoon at WDW.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted it runs out of gas and strands you on Discovery Island.

I wish I could explore Discovery Island and not be banned. (Adamthewoo )

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, you won't be banned, but the alligators might snap at your ankles.

I wish I could have experienced the old River Country at WDW.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, you are a life guard in a past life.

I wish I could have gone to River Country too.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, you can have a virtual retro trip by watching YouTube videos of River Country.

I wish I had a MIckey waffle maker.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, but you have to make breakfast for all your ChitChat friends.

I wish @MinnieM123 will make extra bacon.

 

[trr1]

granted but but its all burnt

i wish the bacon wasn't burnt

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but the toast is.

I wish the toast wasn't all burnt.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, the toast is only slightly warmed up because the toaster broke, and the butter won't melt on it.

I wish that @trr1 would make Eggs Benedict for @MOXOMUMD and me.

 

[trr1]

granted but I eat it all
I wish I saved some eggs benedict for @MOXOMUMD and @MinnieM123