corrupt a wish

[MinnieM123]

Granted ....

I wish there was more Kristoff Merchandise.

Granted, but you have to search through all the Elsa and Anna merchandise to find it.

I wish I could go on a fireworks cruise.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted it's on the Bering Sea.

I wish everyone a Happy New Year.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, we're happy so far, but we won't be ecstatic until we buy the winning lottery tickets!!

I wish I could go to WDW now, right after the holidays, when it's probably not crowded for a change.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but many rides are down for refurb.

I wish my back wasn't hurting me.

 

[DinoInstitute]

Granted, but now your feet and arms are.

I wish clams weren't so chewy

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, now they are slimy like boogers.

I wish to never eat a slimy clam.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, they will be replaced with slimy oysters.

I wish that delicious treats weren't so fattening.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, they make you so skinny that you have no more body muscle and can't move.

I wish I could have a trip to Bora Bora

 

[tcool]

Granted, you have a miserable time because you caught a terrible cold and have to be in bed all day

I wish I could go to Disney right now to meet Baymax, Hiro and see The Osborne Lights at night.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, you get in line to meet Baymax and Hiro, but they have to leave and they never come back. When you go out to see The Osbourne Lights, they've already finished doing the show.

I wish @tcool could have seen Baymax, Hiro and The Osbourne Lights at night.

 

[tcool]

Granted, but he finds out his seasonal pass has expired after one day so he couldn't get in the park!

I wish Rapunzel would've died in Into the Woods (Film)

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but Meryl Streep was replaced by Rosanne Barr.

I wish Disney would buy a Casino.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but since the chips only paid out Disney Dining Plan credits, all the gamblers left.

I wish I wasn't so scared to try out the Crush N Gusher water coaster, at Typhoon Lagoon.

 

[tcool]

Granted, but when you tried you actually get crushed and gushed.

I wish @MinnieM123 was okay after all that.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, MinnieM123 decided to stick with the tamer, Castaway Creek, but can't find her way out of it.

I wish I had a Mickey Bar in my freezer at home.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but the power has been out for days.

I wish I had a turkey leg which is not attached to my body, is composed of turkey flesh and isnt my amputated limb.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, your limb is still attached to your body, but the turkey leg you wished for is raw and uncooked.

I wish I was on a plane now, flying to Orlando.

 

[ndiniz]

Granted, but you'll have to fly from Zimbabwe to get there.

I wish I could meet Kermit The Frog, and the rest of the gang!!!!!!!!!

 

[DinoInstitute]

Granted, but he is unable to have a conversation with you for logistical reasons...

I wish for all Disney characters you meet in the parks to be real!

 

[tcool]

Granted, but he is unable to have a conversation with you for logistical reasons...

I wish for all Disney characters you meet in the parks to be real!

Granted 1 hour later Walt Disney World has been burn down by a fire breathing dragon...

I wish that hadn't had happened.