corrupt a wish

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but you had to share with everyone around you, and they were all gone by the time you got to the dish.

I wish I could ride around the world on Christmas Eve with Santa in his sleigh.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted. But you fall put over the Arctic Ocean and drown in the freezing cold water.

I wish Santa would get seat belts in his sleigh so @MinnieM123 wouldn't have fallen out

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, but the seat belts are replaced by a lap bar.

I wish for no coal in my stocking.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but a mob of unemployed coal miners set up a protest camp in your front yard and Al Gore just ate your Christmas dinner.

I wish that they could freeze its a small world.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but you're stuck in a boat next to Olaf.

I wish for a Mickey pretzel.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but you've just discovered you're gluten intolerant.

I wish for a Buy 'n' Large Shake

 

[trr1]

granted you get the anchovy one

I wish wall-e had a ride at DHS

 

[DinoInstitute]

Granted. You get to ride on an environmentally friendly brick wall.

I wish for tomorrow to not be Monday

 

[tcool]

Granted Monday is now Sunday and Sunday is now Monday. So now you have 1 day weekends! (Saturday).....(Sunday)

I wish there were 3 day weekends...

 

[DinoInstitute]

Granted. There are also now 17 day weekdays.

I wish there aren't always so many loopholes to destroying people's wishes

 

[tcool]

Granted. There are also now 17 day weekdays.

I wish there aren't always so many loopholes to destroying people's wishes

Granted loopholes are now Loop Holes and there's more of those...

I wish that my throat wasn't dry.

 

[DinoInstitute]

Granted....water is uncontrollably gushing out of your throat.

I wish I wasn't so bored

 

[tcool]

Granted here's some blocks go crazy.....

I wish @IDInstitute didn't actually go crazy...

 

[DinoInstitute]

Granted here's some blocks go crazy.....

I wish @IDInstitute didn't actually go crazy...

Granted....But now someone has to take my blocks away

I wish for a hot dog

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but they forgot to cook it, so it's a cold dog.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven.

 

[tcool]

Granted I eat it....

I wish @MinnieM123 doesn't get mad for eating the cookie...

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but it's because the cookie you took was the one with unsweetened chocolate chips.

I wish @tcool gets sweet chocolate chip cookies from Santa in his Christmas stocking.

 

[tcool]

Granted, but he doesn't have a stocking

I wish @tcool did have a stocking for the holidays.

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but now one of your feet doesn't have a stocking to wear in its shoe.

I wish the car companies would stop advertising cars for Christmas presents, when most people struggle to get enough money, just to buy reasonably priced gifts.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, they're now advertised as free when they're really not.

I wish cars were reasonably priced and advertised as reasonably priced.