corrupt a wish

[tcool]

Granted

I wish for hot cocoa.

 

[wdisney9000]

Granted, but the milk for it comes from the mother Elephant at AK

I wish Snow White was my maid

 

[tcool]

Granted its now white in hibernation mode.

I wish for asense of humor

 

[Mrs.W9000]

granted, but you can only tell offensive jokes.

I wish I had magical powers.

 

[tcool]

Granted you now control your sleeping pattern s.

I wish to go to DHS now

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but DHS means Daytona Hardware Store.

I wish I had a pitcher of sweet tea.

 

[tcool]

granted the baseball player is wearing a nice shirt.

I wish I could go to Blizzard Beach.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, here's your tickets to the North Pole Resort with an oceanview room.

I wish I had a movie theater room in my home.

 

[tcool]

Granted with but the only movie you could watch in Planes.
Edit: I wish for a dabloon

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted it is cursed Aztec gold.

I wish I had an ice cream machine in my house.

 

[tcool]

Granted it only makes dirt,rotten eggs, and vomit flavor

I wish I could have butterbeer

 

[trr1]

granted but you are allergic and cant drink it

i wish it was lunch time

 

[tcool]

Granted but you can never eat again.

I wish I could build a snowman

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but you live where there's no snow.

I wish I had my own Wreck-It-Ralph video game.

 

[tcool]

... I still wanna build a snowman...

Granted you have to pay 800 for dlc to have the full experience.

I wish I could go to Disneyland

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, here's your ticket but the park is closed to all Floridians.

I wish I could fly first class to WDW.

 

[tcool]

Noooooooooo...
Granted enjoy your flight to Window Dog Witches where dreams are stolen.

I wish for soarin to look better

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted it gets a plaid paint job.

I wish to be one of the first to ride the new Soatin'.

 

[tcool]

New Soatin' let's you experience life of a saltine cracker

I wish to get into my favorite class next year.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

New Soatin' let's you experience life of a saltine cracker

I wish to get into my favorite class next year.

(I'm a dummy today.)

Granted there's a spot open in Recess and a swing with your name on it.

I wish I was more awake.