corrupt a wish

[tcool]

No not the Everglades that is a 15 min drive from house

Granted it's spoiled

I wish I could paint with the Colors of the Wind

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but your colors are taupe, peuce and fuschia.

I wish pool hopping was legal.

 

[Wrangler-Rick]

Granted, but they are all filled with water taken directly from the Seven Seas Lagoon.

I wish I had a go to the head of the line pass for every attraction.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but the head of the line is the CM in charge who tells you to wait like everyone else.

I wish I had a free flight to MCO.

 

[tcool]

Granted MCO stands for Muppets Crazy Omnimover where you must ride a bike around for 3 day straight.

I wish I had more colors to paint the colors of the wind.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, here's ecru, burnt sienna and magenta.

I wish there was more to see on the Magic Kingdom Railroad ride.

 

[tcool]

Granted you go into each ride in the park and tickets increase by $30 per day.

I wish I had blue and red as Colors for the winds

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted here's a red and a blue marker that may or may not be dried up.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[wdisney9000]

Granted, your wide awake but all you can hear is "Its a Small World" theme song.

I wish I lived in the Grand Floridian

 

[tcool]

Granted the Grand Floridian Motel

I wish for a new attraction at Epcot

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, it'll be a spinner based on Planes.

I wish I had a Mickey shaped swimming pool.

 

[wdisney9000]

Granted, it'll be a spinner based on Planes.

I wish I had a Mickey shaped swimming pool.

Granted, Iger is the lifeguard and just declared a two year long refurb to save money

I wish when I fall asleep I would wake up in the parks and have them all to myself until morning

 

[tcool]

Granted you wake up in The Everglades.

I wish for a genie

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, he gives you three more bad wishes.

I wish I had Mickey luggage.

 

[Wrangler-Rick]

Granted, but the airline loses all of it the first time you use it.

I wish I was at WDW now.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, your bus breaks down juat past the "Welcome to WDW" gate.

I wish it was easier to walk to the Hess stations on property.

 

[tcool]

Granted but they are changed to Hiss Stations where venomous snakes slither wild.

I wish I could visit Diagon Alley

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but it's an eight hour wait in line.

I wish I could visit Diagon Alley.

 

[tcool]

Granted but it's an eight hour wait in line.

I wish The Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean didn't make me so sick

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted you keep getting ear wax, vomit and tripe flavors.

I wish I had a chocolate frog with a Dumbledore card.