Corrupt a Wish

[trr1]

For those of you that don't know, one person posts a wish. The next person answers that wish, but adds negative consequences. And then they post a wish of their own. For example:
Person one - "I wish that I was the best skiier in the world."
Person two - "Granted, but you have to live in a place where there is nowhere to ski. I wish that I could have the TV series Dresden Files series one on DVD before it's released."
Person three - "Granted, but as some episodes haven't been made yet you only get footage of the scenery. I wish..."

and on and on and on

ok here we go

I wish I had lifetime passes to WDW

 

[cmwade77]

You would end up spending all of your money on hotel rooms, food and merchandise.....wait.....you don't need lifetime passes for that...LOL


I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.

 

[Chrononymous]

Wish Granted!

Unfortunately it's an unlimited supply of a currency from a tiny struggling third world nation, and as such, it's not worth anything in the world market!

I wish I could be in Walt Disney World right...now

 

[~Tinkerbell~]

Granted!

However, you don't have tickets to get into any of the parks, and unfortunately you've lost all of your money on the journey.

I wish that I could eat whatever I wanted and never gain any weight!

 

[Chrononymous]

Your wish is granted!
However...everything you like to eat actually makes you LOSE weight, until you find yourself wasting away!

I wish I owned a beautiful mansion

 

[trr1]

granted
but it was built in a swamp and sank

i wish uni good luck with harry potter

 

[EPCOTPluto]

Granted! Except that the magic has just about ran out with Potter. Well, IMHO. :lol:

I Wish.... that I don't have to suffer any colds, diseases, illnesses, whatever!

 

[mharrington]

Granted! But now you are forced to help others with the same problem, rather than just be free of that yourself!

I wish... that I never had to suffer through extreme heat again and it was always cool and comfortable.

 

[dandaman]

Granted, though now you're forced to live in Canada... which wouldn't be all that bad if you didn't have to listen to Celine. :drevil:

I wish... for the power to turn into different animals at will.

 

[mharrington]

Granted, but you will always be hunted for any reasons, whether it's hunters, animal control officers, conservationists, anyone! They won't leave you alone if you're not careful.

I wish... for to be able to have an unlimited pass to all Disney parks worldwide.

 

[dandaman]

Granted... still "unlimited", per se, but it's only a one-day park hopper. (Good luck with that. )

I wish... that I didn't have to take my calculus test a few hours from now.

 

[mharrington]

Granted, but you will never pass the calculus test now. Ever!

I wish... I was able to get my privilege to drive a car again.

 

[trr1]

granted but you have gone back in time to the 1700's and cars dont exist

I wish for a 3 rd gate at DL

 

[EPCOTPluto]

Granted, but the third gate is just another parking lot gate.

I Wish... I didn't have to take my Trig test now!

 

[trr1]

granted you overslept missed it and failed

I wish that the constuction of the expansion of fantasyland to start today

 

[~Tinkerbell~]

Granted!
The construction of the expansion of Fantasyland starts today... but it also finishes today too! Leaving a less than satisfying new Fantasyland.

I wish that I could freeze time whenever I wanted to.

 

[mharrington]

Granted, but everything is now literally frozen in time, in subzero temperatures.

I wish for to be able to know the outcome of things before they happen.

 

[EPCOTPluto]

Granted! However, you envision horrible outcomes for everyone because of the darned Mayans.... :lookaroun

I Wish... I could live on Mars.

 

[trr1]

granted however there is very little air and water and you die all alone

I wish disney would open a suggestion box online and listen

 

[mharrington]

Granted, except now everything that has been suggested in the past comes flooding into the box and they have to accept everything in the box and the resorts become "completed".

I wish... that Disney would scrap Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and replace it with the classic Disney cartoons.