The Reduced Shipment: A Tragedy in One Act as summarized from the New York Times with numbers altered for artistic license.
Operation Warp Speed (OWS): Hey, Pfizer, send the states 70 boatloads of vaccine every week.
Pfizer: OK!
States: Yeah!
<time passes>
States: Um, hey, on this second week, we only got 30 boatloads, what gives?
OWS: ....
Pfizer: ...
States: Hey!!
OWS: Yeah, Pfizer, what's up with shorting the states?
Pfizer: We have plenty of boatloads of shipments ready to go. We only follow OWS's lead.
OWS: We didn't say to short the states.
Pfizer: You told us to deliver 4 days earlier than normal, and we couldn't get a full shipment out with just three work days.
OWS: Oh, yeah. It was the states that said they wanted the shipments earlier.
States: Oh, yeah, we did. But you didn't tell us it would result in a reduction the week the earlier schedule started.
OWS: How were we supposed to know that? Pfizer didn't tell us.
Pfizer: What did you expect? Look, here's the shipment number for next week which is especially large because it has the boatloads we couldn't ship this week plus the usual week's boatloads.
OWS and States: Oh.
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