corniest diolouge in a ride?

[Dragonrider1227]

What was some of the most CORNIEST diolouge you've ever heard in a Disney attraction? Sorry old schoolers, but as much as still love the old Imagination ride, I found much of the Dreamfinder's diolouge to be mindnumbingly corny when I watch Martin Smith's video.
But what do YOU think the corniest diolouge is?

 

[SirGoofy]

Ummmm Jungle Cruise! Corney jokes are the whole point of the ride.:lol:

 

[One Lil Spark]

I'm going to go with the part of the WDWRR in MK that talks about John Smith and Pocahontas. :hammer:

 

[CoffeeJedi]

oh! yeah... i second One_Lil_Spark's nominee!
Especially when the narrator talks about listening carefully for singing; then the song cuts in full blast, full orchestration! Everyone on the train always starts cracking up.

 

[One Lil Spark]

oh! yeah... i second One_Lil_Spark's nominee!
Especially when the narrator talks about listening carefully for singing; then the song cuts in full blast, full orchestration! Everyone on the train always starts cracking up.

That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about! :lol: I mean, was there NOTHING else they could talk about? It's sooooo cheesy.

 

[C&D]

dialogue -just trying to help.

 

[mgraef]

I think the best is the Haunted Mansion still. :fork:

mg

 

[Enderikari]

Great Movie Ride is rapt with Corny Classics -

"Mummies, the original wrappers"
"I see dead people"
"This is the perfect job for me, because I love movies...."

 

[metscool]

Great Movie Ride is rapt with Corny Classics -

"Mummies, the original wrappers"
"I see dead people"
"This is the perfect job for me, because I love movies...."

How about the Wizard of Oz part.

"I'll get you my pretty and your Little Dog too"

This is bad when you got a guy and they don't have a dog.

 

[Enderikari]

In one memorable scene, Cagney shoves a grapefruit into a lead character's face... I bet he never looked at Breakfast the same way again

Great Movie Ride

 

[DigitalDisney]

Dinosaur is pretty bad. Stich is horrible.

 

[se8472]

"...its the car from saturn, so it probably needs to have its rings check."

 

[metscool]

"...its the car from saturn, so it probably needs to have its rings check."

:veryconfu
Where is that from?

 

[MadMax11]

"you Are Not The First To Pass This Way....

Nor Shall You Be The Last!"

 

[dopey]

After being forced to listen to it for the umpteenth time, and even though I love Aerosmith, the dialogue in the preshow for Rock 'n' Rollercoaster gets pretty corny.

 

[McFly88]

Dinosaur. No contest... the whole thing is cornier than Iowa...

"Computer, slow, and identify."
"Evasive maneuver! Right! Left! Right! Left! That was close."
"Definitely not our dino."
"Meteor shower in range... Just little ones."
"Locking autopilot on homing signal... now!"
"Still not our dino, but at least this one's a vegetarian... Whoops!"
"Abort mission. Abort! Abort!"
"You made it! I knew you would. And guess who made it back with you? I better find him before security does. Thanks for everything!"

And that's nothing compared to the preshow... it's amazing that they've managed to invent a time-travelling vehicle, but how does it work? "That's proprietary." :lol:

 

[sring]

Ummmm Jungle Cruise! Corney jokes are the whole point of the ride.:lol:

Absolutely, especially if you get one with a different spiel. Was on Jungle Cruise years ago with my father who had a red beard. We came out from behind the water fall and the guide quipped to my father, "I'm sorry sir, your beard rusted."

 

[metscool]

Dinosaur. No contest... the whole thing is cornier than Iowa...

"Computer, slow, and identify."
"Evasive maneuver! Right! Left! Right! Left! That was close."
"Definitely not our dino."
"Meteor shower in range... Just little ones."
"Locking autopilot on homing signal... now!"
"Still not our dino, but at least this one's a vegetarian... Whoops!"
"Abort mission. Abort! Abort!"
"You made it! I knew you would. And guess who made it back with you? I better find him before security does. Thanks for everything!"

And that's nothing compared to the preshow... it's amazing that they've managed to invent a time-travelling vehicle, but how does it work? "That's proprietary." :lol:

Hey that is the guy from CSI Vagas. He is one of my favorite characters on that show.

 

[imagineer99]

Best line from "Dinosaur"
--"We're not gonna make it! We're not gonna make it!"

And, as much as I loved Horizons, that ride's dialogue was in a brand new echelon or corny.

 

[figment1985]

After being forced to listen to it for the umpteenth time, and even though I love Aerosmith, the dialogue in the preshow for Rock 'n' Rollercoaster gets pretty corny.

Yeah after listening to that 20 times it is unbearable.. lol