DisneyJill
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If you don't mind Clark, I'd like to see if I could fumigate this here chair. It's a quality piece of merchandise. If ya don't mind me asking how much it set you back.
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Christmas Vacation Thread
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I'm gonna go park the cars...get the luggage...I'll be outside....for the season
DisneyJill
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Oops, there's a little knot here. You can work a knot. We've got to check every bulb!
FIXED THE KNOOLPOST!
DisneyJill
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We needed a coffin...I mean a tree, Lewis burned down my tree, I fixed it as best I could. Would you just trust me, honey?
Melekalikimaka is the thing to say...on a bright hawaiian christmas day...that's the island greeting that we send to you...from the land where palm trees sway...Here you know that christmas will be clear and bright...the sun will shine all day and...
SANTIE CLAUS!
SANTIE CLAUS!
DisneyJill
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Unlce Clark...are you Santie Claus??
No *sigh* I can't even afford to be an elf
DisneyJill
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Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus lane...
Here comes Santa Claus
Right down Santa Claus lane...
Lewis: Grizz...I found the perfect gift for you!
Clark: You shouldn't have!
Lewis: Dammit Bethany...he guessed it!
Bethany: Oh dear...did I break wind?
Lewis: Jesus Bethany...did the room clear out? He means presents...presents..we shouldn't have brought presents!
Clark: You shouldn't have!
Lewis: Dammit Bethany...he guessed it!
Bethany: Oh dear...did I break wind?
Lewis: Jesus Bethany...did the room clear out? He means presents...presents..we shouldn't have brought presents!
DisneyJill
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Rusty: Uh, Mom? This box is meowing...
Clark: She wrapped up her damn cat.
Ellen: Well, take it in the kitchen and open it up.
Clark: Then we'll have a cat running around!
Ellen: Well we can't leave it in the box!
Rusty: Why would she wrap up a cat?
Ellen: She's old, she and Uncle Lewis don't have much money so she takes things from around the house, wraps them up and gives them away as gifts.
Rusty: Can't wait to see what I got!!
Clark: She wrapped up her damn cat.
Ellen: Well, take it in the kitchen and open it up.
Clark: Then we'll have a cat running around!
Ellen: Well we can't leave it in the box!
Rusty: Why would she wrap up a cat?
Ellen: She's old, she and Uncle Lewis don't have much money so she takes things from around the house, wraps them up and gives them away as gifts.
Rusty: Can't wait to see what I got!!
wsapooh
New Member
Eddie: "Now don't go puttin' none o' that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head?"
Clark: "Ah! How could I forget?"
Eddie: "I had to have it replaced, because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd ________ my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. So over at the VA, they had to replace it with a plastic one, and it ain't as strong, so... hehehe... I don't know if I oughtta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic, hehehe."
Clark: "Hehehe... you really think it matters, Eddie?"
Clark: "Ah! How could I forget?"
Eddie: "I had to have it replaced, because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd ________ my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. So over at the VA, they had to replace it with a plastic one, and it ain't as strong, so... hehehe... I don't know if I oughtta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic, hehehe."
Clark: "Hehehe... you really think it matters, Eddie?"
Main Street USA
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"$hittin' bricks."
"You shouldn't use that word."
"Sorry. $hittin' rocks."
"You shouldn't use that word."
"Sorry. $hittin' rocks."
Main Street USA
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I was hoping you would! :sohappy:
Main Street USA
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"Hey. What is that?"
"Don't bother me...Can''t you see I'm busy....a..a..a little more to the left."
"Yeah, but what is it?"
"It's a major award."
"A major award? I'da said it looks more like a statue"
"Well it is a statue, you nincompoop, but it's a major award. I won it."
"Damn hell, you say you won it?"
"That's right, mind power, see? Mind power."
"Don't bother me...Can''t you see I'm busy....a..a..a little more to the left."
"Yeah, but what is it?"
"It's a major award."
"A major award? I'da said it looks more like a statue"
"Well it is a statue, you nincompoop, but it's a major award. I won it."
"Damn hell, you say you won it?"
"That's right, mind power, see? Mind power."
(lamp not statue) But "GOOD SHOW OL' CHAP!" :wave:
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that, as far as we know it, is still hanging in space somewhere over Lake Michigan