Pre-Trip Buddy and Philmonster return to the World!

Hi everyone. So it’s real this time. I negotiated a trip back to WDW with my WDW hating partner, the Philmonster!

This will take place in and around February 12 of 2020, when I turn about 2020 years old. Riviera is the likely resort if available.

Why did he agree? Well, because I’m taking him to Niagara Falls for Labor Day weekend.

Assuming that he doesn’t hurl me into Horseshoe Falls, I should be free to plan a February WDW trip upon return.

The question is- do you guys want a Niagara Falls trip report or no?

Lemme know, and thanks! 😜😜😜
 
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BuddyThomas

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Phil says thanks for all the birthday wishes. Here’s his spread. Little does he know there is a trip to Disney in one of these boxes. If I end up murdered in the next hour, it’s been nice knowing you! 😜
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BuddyThomas

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I just called the security department, and they suggested that, due to our concerns, that they do a "wellness" check --

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LOL. All is well. :)

I didn't exactly give him a Disney trip, but I wrapped this piece of paper up in a box, and I think he is now traumatized for life. ;)

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I'll be posting the end of the Niagara trip tonight. :) :) :)
 

BuddyThomas

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CHAPTER EIGHT - A SHOWGIRL, A COP AND A PHILMONSTER

Yeah, so if you were paying attention, this was all supposed to be in the last part, but it got too late and so I'll do my best to wrap this up quickly to avoid putting everyone into a deep, deep sleep.

Where were we? Oh yeah - off the jet boat that dumps allllllllllll of Niagara Falls on your head, and drying off with a beer while we wait for our photos ($29.99 for that tiny little bunch of pics I shared in the last part, thank you -hmph!!!).

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Phil was not having any beer, because he had to drive. Good Philmonster. Bad Buddy for not joining him in solidarity, but I was about to meet an old college friend who I had not seen basically since college. Here is Annie and me backstage in college before a production of Evita. She's on the left. The one on the right is the actress playing Evita. The one in the middle is the queen with too much '90's hair. I was running the spotlight or concessions or something, which is why I was wearing a terribly tied tie and was not in costume.

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Speaking of Evita, I was apparently very upset when she died.

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That's a pretty impressive set piece from a college production if you ask me, and some pretty impressive acting on my part if you ask me..........................which is why I was probably running the concession stand and not in the show. :)

As long as I've posted a picture of Evita in her coffin, I also ought to mention (or maybe I shouldn't since this is a family board...or something) that a very lurid rumor began circulating around the theatre department about how a couple of cast members had sex with each other on top of the Evita coffin during the closing night party.

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Well don't look at me! My boyfriend at the time was having an affair....with a FRESHMAN!!!! (not even kidding)

He was playing Che in Evita at the time (the male lead), and here he is, with me, who didn't have a clue....but in retrospect.....yeah, I would cheat on me too if I was with someone wearing a tie like that. And yes, yes. That is a fish tie! And if you don't know what a fish tie is, look closer, particularly at the bottom. It's designed to look like a fish.

Ahhhhh, the 90's.

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And here's me and Annie in my dorm room. I seem to be saying, "Get offa me ya ol' bat! I'm gay!!!!"

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Kidding.

Anyway, I'm sure those of you who have not passed out on your computer keypads by now from this little wormhole into Buddy's past are about to slit your throats with boredom, and I'm here to tell you that it doesn't get much more exciting from this point.

As mentioned, Annie became a Vegas showgirl and then somehow ended up in Niagara Falls. She has a husband and two kids, and she's an elementary school teacher. She continues to work in musical theatre at various professional theatres in the Buffalo area.

Here she is in 9-to-5, starring in the Lily Tomlin role:

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And here she is in Hairspray, which is either currently playing in Buffalo, or just closed:

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And here she is on Saturday, August 31 when we had our little mini college reunion.

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No pics of Phil because he was relegated to talking to her husband while Annie and I went down memory lane.

And after a few hours, goodbyes. I don't know about you, but after college, all my good friends moved to every single part of the country, so it's rare that I see the people that were once my closest friends. This was a fun night.

And then..................when we left...................right before we started to pull onto the expressway to take us the fifteen minute journey from Lewiston to Niagara, this appeared behind us:

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And just like that, we were pulled over.

Back to you with that little tale in just a few minutes.
 

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BuddyThomas

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CHAPTER EIGHT - CONTINUED

Okay, so I am an avid viewer of LIVE PD, and prior to that, COPS, and I also watch a lot of news, so I am well aware how things can quickly spiral out of control, and my go-to emotion is panic.

Philmonster had been very good today, but he had just had a beer at the restaurant we were at (just one - he's well behaved when he has to drive). I on the other had swallowed a bit more than one. I might have done tiny little beer tasting.
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As the sirens were screaming for us to pull over, I was approximately like this:

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The conversation went something like this:

Me: Oh my God, what did you do?

Monster: I didn't do anything!

Me: Well, pull over, pull over!

Monster: I'm pulled, will you calm the f*** down?

Me: He's coming, he's coming! Act normal!

Monster: YOU act normal!

I grabbed a brochure from the Whirlpool Jet tours and pretended to be in some deep reading as Philmonster rolled down the window. I was acting like I had no care in the world. I was actually like this:

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Monster: Hello Sir!

Cop: Hello. Do you know why I stopped you?

Monster: Well...no, I don't.....

Cop (IN MY IMAGINATION): I stopped you two lunatics because you have had so many drinks on every vacation that it makes me sick!

Monster (IN MY IMAGINATION): You upstate cops sure are judgemental!

Cop: (IN MY IMAGINATION): What's that supposed to mean?

Monster: (IN MY IMAGINATION): It means you don't know what you're doing, and you suck!

Cop: (IN MY IMAGINATION): Step out of the car Sir.

Monster: (IN MY IMAGINATION): I'm not stepping out of any car. Go to hell!

Me:

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As my head was suddenly clearing of visions of the electric chair, I realized that it actually went something like this:

Cop: Do you know why I stopped you?

Monster: Well...no, I don't.....

Cop: You have a tail-light on the back of your car flickering.

Monster: I do?

Cop: Is this your car?

Monster: It's a rental. I thought I had this figured out.

Cop: (reaches in) Let's see.......

He fiddles with something. Light gets fixed.

Monster: Well thank you!

Cop: No problem, Sir. Have a good night.

ANNNND...SCENE.

Heart attack over.

Moving on.


What do you do after almost drowning in the Niagara River, a reunion with an old college friend, and almost being sent to death row by the cops? A casino of course! We had to give the house back all its money that we won the night before.

But look! Phil won another few hundred bucks! You can tell because he's happy.

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And this was my look to him after losing everything.

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Yeessshhh....someone tell me to never make that look again. But considering that I had turned $687.00 into this, I think the look was appropriate:

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Yup. When you hear the expression "the house always wins", believe it. It is sooooo true. If you win $687.00, take it and do not put another dime into the slot machines. I mean, after all, that money could have paid for half a night at the upcoming Star Wars hotel.......maybe......

Anyway, thankfully for you, there is actually one more day of this nonsense to go, but since it is 12:30 AM, I will have to do the rest of it tomorrow. Tomorrow we basically just wander around Niagara Park and look at water, so you can probably skip the final episode if you like, as there has already been enough water on this trip to drown every single viewer of this ridiculous report.

But anyway, back to you one last time (until Disney) tomorrow. ;)
 

MinnieM123

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The conversation went something like this:

Me: Oh my God, what did you do?

Monster: I didn't do anything!

Me: Well, pull over, pull over!

Monster: I'm pulled, will you calm the f*** down?

Me: He's coming, he's coming! Act normal!

Monster: YOU act normal!

This struck me so funny, that I nearly spit out my coffee! It was like a comedy scene right out off a TV sitcom! :joyfull:
 

Megbutnotmegan

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I am DEAD!:joyfull::joyfull::joyfull:
Will you please compile your trip reports into a book and sell online?
I lurk on your reports for the writing comedy drama fun.
So funny!! I was thinking the same thing. I was listening to a boring podcast today and thought, “@BuddyThomas needs to compile his trip reports into a book. An audiobook version of that would really make my commute more fun.” 😂
 

BuddyThomas

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CHAPTER NINE - THE END....AND MORE WATER

When we came rolling back into the hotel room last night, late night, after unknown quantities of Fat Tuesday drinks and with eighteen cents left (at least in my pocket), we opened the door to the room (at least it was shut this time) to find that housekeeping had not been in the room all day long. Bed unmade. Nothing cleaned at all.

This is the kind of thing that makes me crazy, because, A) they are not exactly giving these rooms away for free and B) I am one of those people always arguing on the tipping threads that you should always tip housekeeping.....and I always do. Our housekeeping had been tipped five bucks a day so far, and then one day, they left our door wide open, and the next day, they didn't clean it at all. Hey, maybe there was a connection here. Maybe they didn't clean it because we complained that they left the door open.

Hmmmmmm........

I got on the phone.

"Front desk, can I help you?"

"Yeah, um, sorry to bother you, but we just got back after being out all day, and housekeeping didn't clean the room."

"OH, I'm sorry sir, but are you sure you didn't leave the 'do not disturb' sign on?"

"Very sure. But we did leave five dollars on the desk which the housekeeper would have had if they had cleaned the room."

"I'm sorry Sir, but they always clean every room. The only reason they would not have cleaned your room ios if the 'do not disturb' sign was on it."

"But I'm sure it was not left on. I do have a theory, though. Yesterday when we got back, our door was wide open. Since we called to complain, maybe the housekeeper got in trouble and decided not to clean our room at all?"

"Oh, I'm sure that's not the case. But would you like me to send someone up to service the room?"

"It's 2 in the morning."

"Oh, well-------"

"But you know, speaking of which, do you think we could get a late checkout?"

They gave us a 1PM checkout. Fine.

By 2:30, we were tucked away in bed. The infant next door did not start howling until 3:30, so at least we had one good sleeping hour.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

The next day, Sunday of Labor Day weekend, we took advantage of the late checkout and slept wayyyyyy in (once the infant stopped screeching), and got out the door at just a little before 1:00. Our flight was at 6:45 PM, and we had been planning on checking out the Buffalo Wing Festival, but they had been advertising it all week long like crazy, and we had a feeling it would be undoable.

So what to do instead? Let's go look at more water!

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See that big mob of people way down there that look like ants? Those are people trying to come back from the Maid of the Mist boat ride that we went on day one, when Niagara was deserted and it was a walk on. In order to get back from the boat ride, you have to line up and take an elevator back up to basically where I was taking this picture. That's a good hour long wait just to leave the ride, and you don't even want to see the line to get on the boat. You don't want to see it, right? Well I hope not, because I didn't take one, but it was Galaxy's Edge long.

Hey, here's Phil with water! Again!

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Buddy with water! Again!

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Phil and Buddy with water! Hey Phil, get off my back!

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And leave it to us to locate the one and only bar in Niagara State Park!

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And it's time to leave!

We got to the airport way earlier than we expected, and there was the shortest security line I had ever seen - we basically walked right through.

We had a bunch of time to kill, so we decided to go to the Buffalo Airport outpost of the Anchor Bar - you remember - they claim to have invented chicken wings.

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Those things at the end of the table are fried green beans, which I didn't think we were entitled to after this week, but they were yummmmmmmmmm. Something that is both good for you and bad for you at the same time.

Phil opted for a bunch of wings with various sauces, and I tried to be good and had a very boring turkey sandwich.

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Well, time to go! Bye, Niagara. We hardly knew ya!

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The next time you see this Philmonster, he will be sitting in an airport on his way to WDW!
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And we still had a good half hour before the plane was going to be called, so I decided to take that time to get a Niagara last-cap and thank all of you awesome people for reading this endless report, even though it didn't have anything to do with Disney. I appreciate all the likes and the great comments, because when I read them to Philmonster, it always makes his head pop off and roll all over the floor. And that's always a ton of fun. ;)

I guess I will keep this thread active, and then if things go according to plan, I'll add the Disney World report to it in February. I'm waiting for a resort discount to hopefully be announced, and then I'm booking, dammit. :) . Hoping for Riviera, but Wilderness Lodge is also a possibility. I know there is no slow season anymore, but if anyone has any advice on weeks to consider and weeks to avoid around that time, I'm always very grateful to hear it.

In the meantime, happy Halloween, happy Thanksgiving, happy Hanukkah, happy Rosh Hashanah, happy Kwanzaa, merry Christmas, happy New Year, and happy anything I'm forgetting! And see you soon!

Cheers! (dancing again) ;)

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Thanks again for reading.
 

MinnieM123

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As usual, your TR didn't disappoint your fans! You have such a hilarious "take" on things, and included a number of laugh-out-loud moments. :joyfull: I enjoyed all the photos, too, and now I know some facts about the Niagara Falls area.

Thank you for the TR, and keep dancing!! :D
 

Wendy Pleakley

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I guess I will keep this thread active, and then if things go according to plan, I'll add the Disney World report to it in February. I'm waiting for a resort discount to hopefully be announced, and then I'm booking, dammit. :) . Hoping for Riviera, but Wilderness Lodge is also a possibility. I know there is no slow season anymore, but if anyone has any advice on weeks to consider and weeks to avoid around that time, I'm always very grateful to hear it.

I was there the last week of January through the first week of February.

Crowds were moderate and pretty consistent. There is a cheerleader event in that timeframe but they weren't overly noticeable or bothersome.

I didn't have any trouble getting desired dining reservations or the big Fastpasses (Flight of Passage & Slinky Dog).

We did evening magic hours at Epcot and Magic Kingdom. The major attractions still had normal waits. For Epcot, if doing EMH I recommend doing the major attractions with Fastpass during the day as much as possible, and saving things like Spaceship Earth and Nemo for EMH when they're not too busy. At MK, major attractions were still busy but we walked on to Pooh and Small World, so same approach.

If you can handle the moderate Florida weather the water parks are very pleasant to visit. They were closed much of our first week due to cooler weather, so do need to be flexible on dates. We spent two days at Volcano Bay which was a ghost town, and two of the most pleasant days of my vacation. The fun and relaxation of a themed water park without the theme park crowds.
 

krisri18

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Loved it! I laughed, I cried (from all the laughing), and laughed some more! Write a book, I'd buy it!
Also, as a friendly heads up, alot of the New England area (RI definitely) has school vacation the week of President's Day in February (17th-21st) and Disney is a popular vacation for all of those delightful cherubs. So, maybe not that week? Lol
 

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