Bogus Rumor Thread

[Robin Of Loxley]

They will also remove the Presidents completely and only have the animatronic versions of the White House
1st dogs.

...and combine it with CBJ to make the most amazingly confusing theme park musical the world has ever beheld.

 

[NYwdwfan]

With the new BMPass+ you can now book your bathroom visits 180 days in advance. No longer will you have to plan your FP+ and ADRs around your bathroom breaks. Now you can plan them all together!

My daughter actually asked me if you need to use your magic band to get into the bathroom. I wish this was a joke.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Latest Disney Attraction to be introduced will be titled the Magnificent Mr. Spirit. It will be a one person show that is expected to draw literally hundreds of thousands of his apostles on a pilgrimage of love and adoration. After all of those, in attendance, are called Pixie Dusters, Whores, Rubes and various other tough love titles he will then walk across the Seven Seas Lagoon to the joy of his adoring public.

Me? I'll be in line at Stitch's Great Escape!

Disclaimer: In spite of the fact that there is a strong element of truth in that, meant in fun, post, I feel that it is still necessary to explain that in an effort to ward of the mobs of pitchfork wielding supporters that may decide to come after me.

 

[trr1]

the Disney company just bought comcast,NBCUniversal, Inc and Universal studios and plans to rename IOA to Disney's IOA and Universal Studios to
Walt's Studio