Yes, yes, yes, yes...
Disney's newest and hottest sports bar is:
Wait, Where Are We!?
Located on a slab of cement separated from the main boardwalk area like animated Disney children from their parents, this unthemed box of regret is the brainchild of flamboyant exec, Bob Gaypek and answers the question,
"We paid eight thousand dollars for this vacation so you can watch a football game so tell me again why we should remain together?!"
This club has everything:
- a family of squirrels operating an ECV,
- off duty cast members who are psychologically unable to stop wearing character costumes
- a dozen Vampirinas who *do* bite
- Dole whip...... but not the kind you're thinking of
- and human helmets.
Human helmets is that thing when you paint sports logos on Darby O'Gill's little people and put them on your head and then you crash into each other until you have a concussion.
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