Imagine there's no characters
It's easy if you try
No Elsa or Donald
Above us only Hori (zons)
Imagine all the people
Enjoying better rides... Aha-ah...
Imagine there's no cartoons
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to complain about on forums
And no empty pavillions too
Imagine all the people
Having a better time... You,..
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And Disney World will be more fun
Imagine no Frozen in Norway
I wonder if you can
No need for movie IP's
No relying on a franchise brand
Imagine all the people
At a better Disney World... You,..
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
With EPCOT Center much more fun
Since you posted this, I figure I'll post my parody that I wrote when I first learned of the Maelstrom redo. I had ideas for a corresponding short cartoon, but like everything else, life got busy and it was shelved. But here are the lyrics (to the tune of Do You Want to Build a Snowman?):
What happened to you EPCOT?
You opened with such pride
I learned a lot of stuff
Before the fluff
It’s like you’ve all but died
You used to be so cultured
And now you’re not
I wish I could roll back time!
What happened to you EPCOT?
Are you really even EPCOT?
Okay, fine...
What happened to you EPCOT?
You used to be so rich and grand
Now you think it’s always opportune
to ram cartoons
I just don’t understand
(You’re next, Boys!)
It gets a little painful,
Over these past decades
Just watching pavilions die
Epcot?
Please, why don’t you stop this?
People are asking why I go
They say “have hope”, and I’m trying to
But I still mourn for you, just so you know
I only have my memories
Of a place long gone
Should I replace those too?
What happened to you EPCOT?