I'm still having hang-ups with this music analogy. I would assume (and this might just be me) that if you're going to see your favorite band, you are familiar with ALL their music. You know they play fast stuff as well as slow stuff and you enjoy all of it equally. Going to Epcot then would be like the equivalent of attending one of their "ballad" nights, knowing FULL WELL what you were in for, not getting there and being surprised. And by the same token, if you don't like their ballad songs, then you don't have to attend their ballad concert.
Also, you keep insisting that slow rides are "unacceptable" and "wouldn't fly" past the 90s. Where are you getting this from? It seems purely like you're own opinions about the matter, not some written rule of law. Do you feel that rides such as HM and PotC don't fly in 2016 because they move slowly?
The beauty of all these rides (which I'm also gathering you never actually went on) wasn't the fact they were slow, but rather the world they immersed you in. Much in the way with SSE (which you like) these rides took you away to another place and time and left you inspired to actually go out and tackle life. Not exactly something you get from a ride that goes zoom!
I can appreciate you wanting variety...but you also have to know if you're at WDW, there are 3 other parks to choose from with rollercoasters to satisfy your thrill-itch and provide fun for the whole family.
Okay, so what y'all are saying is that anyone who wants a mix and/or a touch of thrill in their day in the park should avoid Epcot? Uh . . . that's no way to run a business. Time for one of my numbered lists:
1. When a family goes on vacation, they probably would prefer to spend each day doing something overall that the whole family would enjoy.
2. If some in the family want a touch of adrenaline and thrill in their visit to the theme park, I would hope that particular theme park would have a bit of that in the mix.
3. If a particular park can't sate that desire for the family as a whole, the dissension would cause some families not to pony up the $100 per person to get in. "Dad, Epcot is boring. There's nothing exciting there." Versus, "Fine, Dad, I'll ride the slow stuff as long as we get fastpasses for Test Track."
4. I've seen in many separate interviews that a WDW push in the 90s was to get thrillier rides in all the parks. One doesn't need to review the Modern Marvels documentary and other Disney park histories very long to see that.
5. I would never bother going to a Three Dog Night concert of just ballads. I probably wouldn't overly-enjoy a Three Dog Night concert that never slowed it down from time to time either. It's the mix that is a fundamental component of a great concert.
Each park should have its theme, and for Disney, each park should be able to provide a great day for an entire family. Too much of one thing would be a terrible decision at so many levels, not the least of which being the financial level. Face it, some departure from the slower immersion attractions had to occur at Future World for the park to remain viable. Purists may disagree, but that original paradigm was seen to be growing stale. Change happens. It's both comforting and anger-inducing to dwell on that past too long.
And for those who seem to think I'm a thrill junky, I'll repeat that my favorite attraction at FW is SE. I've only ridden Rock & Roller Coaster twice, Tower of Terror thrice, and Space Mountain four times. The only version of Test Track that I actually like is the current version. I'm 51, and really enjoy the quieter times at World Showcase more than anything else on our Disney trips. My favorite place: The walk-up restaurant at the top of the hill in Japan.
However, I'm also a businessman who has learned long ago that dealing with the reality of change is a far better way to survive than to wallow in nostalgia or to glorify a past that probably would no longer hold up to that golden memory in my brain. I'm all for a return to wonder and optimism for the future, but I'm not going to spend undue time longing for the old. One exception: Bring back the old narration on the TTA in Tomorrowland, and delete that flaccid narration that does nothing but repeat "It's out of this world." Okay, yeah, I can be angry about change too.
With that being said, I think some return to the optimism and immersive mission of old Future World may indeed be missing today. A return to that ideal would be welcome. Yes, I wish I had been there to see it, but I was busy being poor and living 1,000 miles away to get to it. I'm sure I would have been enamored of it back in the day, but I'm also wise enough and old enough to know that so many rose colored memories simply do not age well.