I was waiting in line with my buddy for PoTC.It was blistering hot and I had to let one slide out gracefully.Needless to say it was foul and hung heavy in the air(good ole Pecos Bill's burgers!!).This hippy guy was behind us with his girlfriend and she asked him if he farted.He said no and she was like"yeah sure".My buddy and I were laughing so hard quietly we almost peed our pants.Gotta love those moments!Anybody else?
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Best fart story in the parks
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Sorcerer Mickey
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in the RnR line-more then one-'nuff said.
DisneyFreak
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Nothing like some good ole' fart humor eh, maria. 
sillyspook13
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Jay, I bet you've got plenty!:drevil:
Tapestry2000
New Member
Well I think I'll skip dinner tonight....:hurl:
Sorcerer Mickey
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tell the truth guys, you know you've blown it!
DisneyFreak
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When you reply or create a post minnie they are on the left hand side of the screen right next to the text box.
Crazy Canuck
New Member
Well, I don't have a fart story, but on PotC, somebody in front of me had terrible body odour. That's worse that a fart any day....
Security Boy
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Stupid!
Who is the putz that thought of this?? This is invalid discussion.:hurl:
Who is the putz that thought of this?? This is invalid discussion.:hurl:
markymark
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I have a classic from my recent trip. Whilst seating on ToT, a small boy was dragged on by both parents. He was literally cowering in his seat, squeezed up against his dad, but sat forward, so the lap bar wouldn't drop. The CM was great asking if he was OK. His parents said yes, but it was obvious he wasn't!!. Finally he sat back and we were on our merry(?) way. 2nd floor - this chid screamed like I have never heard before, apart from me on the teacups(this scene of my most famous gaseous emission - it was either that or barf and I figured that warm air rises so the decision was made purley on a cleanliness issue).
The door closed and up to floor 3, once the lift moved this kid was practically exploding with fear.
The next bit was, as you can all imagine, much upping and a downing, with the screaming etc.
Once we had returned the smell of fear had gone, the smell of something else, however, was very much still present. It appeared that this young lad had not only farted like an absolute trooper, but had, in the face of sheer terror, gone one step further.
Yes - dear freinds - He had soiled himself. It was only the hideous stench that prevented this from being one of the funniest experiences ever in WDW. :drevil:
The door closed and up to floor 3, once the lift moved this kid was practically exploding with fear.
The next bit was, as you can all imagine, much upping and a downing, with the screaming etc.
Once we had returned the smell of fear had gone, the smell of something else, however, was very much still present. It appeared that this young lad had not only farted like an absolute trooper, but had, in the face of sheer terror, gone one step further.
Yes - dear freinds - He had soiled himself. It was only the hideous stench that prevented this from being one of the funniest experiences ever in WDW. :drevil:
DisneyFreak
Well-Known Member
Talk about getting the crap scared out of ya.
