Best Disney Attraction Lines

leeocean

leeocean

New Member
"When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightining sounds echo through the halls. when ever candle lights flicker, where the air is deathly still. this is the time when ghost are present. practicing their terror with goolish delight. Welcome foolish mortals, to the haunted mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly make your way into the center of the room. there's no turing back now....
Hurry back and don't forget your death certificate...
 
chatojr

chatojr

New Member
how about:

Assistant Director:

- this is our pyrotecnics specialists, "John Smith", "John" please say something about the danger of pyrotecnics

Pyrotecnics Specialist:

- Pyrotenics are dangerous... ....thank you

Indiana Jones Stunt Show
 
J

JLW11Hi

Well-Known Member
Sam Eagle: "it is a glorious 3 hour finalle"
Kermit: "Ya got a minute and a half!"
Sam: "::gasp!::"

"What do you think this is? Disney World?? "
-Cranium Command
 
WDWFREAK53

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
"Now we'll take you through some cornering...

Increase speed 10%
20%
Can you feel the increase in lateral forces?
30%

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

SCREEETCH!

And that's what we call an evasive maneuver..."

"I hope someone remembered to turn off those robots"

"Now let's grab a thermal reading"
 
hockeymom

hockeymom

Member
"please exit in the same manner you entered, that is pushing and shoving the nice people in front of you!"

from the jungle cruise
 
Jerm

Jerm

Well-Known Member
"In the Future..." I really don't know the rest that is just the part that always sticks out from the exit ramp of Space Mtn. We will walk around saying that all day long:)


J
 
Dizneydude87

Dizneydude87

New Member
Originally posted by Jerm
"In the Future..." I really don't know the rest that is just the part that always sticks out from the exit ramp of Space Mtn. We will walk around saying that all day long:)


J
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"In the future, packages will be sent to distant planets through beams of light!"

Lol. :animwink:
 
Sailor Mouse

Sailor Mouse

Member
Two tiny wings
Eyes big and yellow
The horns of a steer
What a lovable fellow
From head to toe
he's royal purple pigment
and there! Voila!
You've got a figment!

or

Light speed to Endor!
 
walthimself05

walthimself05

New Member
Originally posted by DDPGambit
"Please stand clear of the doors....por favor...."
The monorail safety speil (sp?)

and

"Hold onto your hats and glasses now, this heres the wildest ride in the wilderness!" Big Thunder Mtn.

For some reason, when I think of Disney, those two quotes get stuck in my brain!
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same here
 
walthimself05

walthimself05

New Member
"Please keep all forward facing tentacles out of the way of ongoing traffic"

-TTA-
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"We'll show you a laughin place"

-Splash mountain (buzzards)-
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"Pilot your own Starcruiser on Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Spin"

-TTA-
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"It's a small world after all.....:hammer: :brick:

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Now Approaching Mickey's Star Traders
Now Approaching Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress
Now Approaching Space Mountain
Now Approaching Rocket Tower Plaza

-TTA-
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If you havn't noticed i love TTA
 
One Lil Spark

One Lil Spark

EPCOT Center Defender
"Please take small children by the hand, and look out as you step on to the moving platform. The platform is moving at the same speed as your vehicle."

"Please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the ride vehicle. The ride will resume shortly."

Ahhh... memories! :)
 

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