I bet he'd be appalled by Peter Jackson's version of his Hobbit book. I couldn't even make it all the way through the first film. First time I ever walked out of a movie. I went to Applebees and had some Riblets to assuage the pain...
Not to worry. I'm sure the
YouTube guy who re-edited The Phantom Menace will condense down Jackson's
Hobbit trilogy into one really spectacular hour-and-a-half long movie.
Also...the first
Hobbit wasn't that bad for me. But
Desolation of Smaug had me feeling nothing but hatred for Jackson for three days.
Here's why:
That is the final play from the 2013 Alabama-Auburn game. Both teams tied. Alabama cannot move the ball forward despite their best efforts, and with one second left on the clock, 'Bama decides to kick a fieldgoal and end it. But...that's not what happened.
Now, imagine you're either an Alabama or Auburn fan watching that game at home...and some jackass decided it would be funny to walk into the utility room and shut off all the electricity in the house as soon as the ball was kicked, just for giggles. You've just spent hours supporting your team, your adrenaline is pumping, you're waiting with baited breath to see how it's going to end....and some jackass ruins it for you.
With
Desolation of Smaug, Peter Jackson was that jackass.
Smaug: "I AM FIRE....I AM...DEATH!"
Me: "Oh yeaaahhhh...here we GO....."
Bilbo: "What have we done?"
*screen goes black*
*some dude singing*
*credits*
Me: "??????"