Welpers, a lot to unpack here. First off, when it comes to comparable rides at DCA & AK, I find it hard to believe that you actually prefer the AK version of the ride. For example, let's take an apples-to-apples comparison, 'Kali River Rapids' vs. 'Grizzly River Run.' They are both river rapid rides that serve a similar function at their respective park. You stated that you prefer what "DAK has to anything at DCA" which logically follows that you prefer KRR over GRR. To provide better context, below is a comparison between the two rides.
Kali Rivers Rapids at DAK
Grizzly River Run at DCA
If we're being intellectually honest, GRR is a clear winner from a thematic, pacing, thrills, length, and wet factor. DCA 1.0 certainly got a lot of things wrong, but GRR was not one of them.
Secondly, I think the contemporary notion that a theme park should only consist of exclusively E-Ticket attractions is dangerously misguided. Animal Kingdom perfectly encapsulates this wrong-headed thinking in theme park design. As of early 2023, DAK only has 7 rides: Dinosaur, Expedition Everest, Kilimanjaro Safaris, Kali River Rapids, Flight of Passage, Navi River Journey, and TriceraTop Spin. Feel free to correct me, but there are only 2 non-E ticket attractions out of the bunch. From of the 7 rides, my kiddos would only be able to ride 3 attractions that don't require a height requirement. The park severely lacks a well-balanced roster of attractions that can be enjoyed by different age groups, a slap in the face considering a standard 1-day ticket to DAK for the weekend is $154 per adult.
I'm worried for Epic Universe because it appears they are taking the Animal Kingdom/WDW approach of theme park design and that is a step backward IMHO.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge critic of the relatively recent decisions made at DCA, such as getting rid of 'Soarin' Over California" etc. But having a solid lineup of C, D, and E Ticket attractions enhances the park experience, it doesn't detract from it.
First off, welcome back! It's been a while.
I prefer the overall ride lineup and experience of DAK over DCA, yes. That doesn't necessarily mean every ride is better at DAK, as indeed Grizzly is much better than Kali. But river rapids rides aren't really going to sway me one way or anther, because I'm only going to do any of them if it's hot and I desperately want to get wet.
My preference of DAK's lineup over DCA's does not necessarily mean that I want nonstop E tickets. BOTH parks are horribly imbalanced in that regard.
DCA's lineup I find to be weak and shallow in spite of the fact that there's more rides than DAK, and there's precious little else to do at DCA other than the rides. At DAK I can go down the animal trails or enjoy the superior park atmosphere, see the Lion King show, etc. At DCA, the only thing other than rides really would be WOC (which is not good enough to compensate for all the work you need to put in to see it IMO) and Hyperion, which is currently vacant. There's almost nothing else. I mean, I'm sure the Redwood Creek is nice (genuinely unsure if I've actually ever been over there or not) and Animation is fine, but it's not as good as it was back when the zoetrope and the full walkthrough thing were available. Nothing I feel is good enough to be super repeatable, or variable in the way that watching animals can be.
Thematically, DAK is far stronger. Sure, it has Dinoland, which is trash. But it also has masterpiece themed areas in Africa, Asia, and Pandora, and pretty good areas in The Oasis and Discovery Island. At DCA, there are solid lands in BVS, Cars, and Grizzly Peak, but then? There's Hollywood, which has been terrible since the park opened, not that they seem to care about fixing it, and is done better an hour up the road. Avenger's Campus, which is far less pleasant than Bug's Land. Then there's Pixar Pier, which they ruined for no reason, and now they've also decided that Pacific Wharf needs to follow in PP's footsteps and become some bizarre IP mishmash fever dream. So it's all a bit jumbled, it's always been a bit jumbled, and they're going out of their way to make it worse.
Then the rides. As mentioned, Grizzly is great, but it's not something I'm going to want to do every time. There are lots of flat rides, yes, but sorry, I just don't care about them. I don't go to Disney parks to go on the same rides I could do at Six Flags for less money (exception: Mater's is a gem). RSR is fantastic, but there's really nothing else at its level. Mermaid and Monsters Inc have always underwhelmed me, and now that Monsters has Genie it's not something you can just do whenever and wait under 15 minutes either. Soarin Over the World to me is far inferior to SOC. Breakout I sort of like, but TOT fit better. I was never crazy about Screamin', but even so, the conversion to Incredicoaster really bothers me. Sky School is trash. Spider-Man is not only redundant but embarassing compared to a much older Spider-Man ride at Islands of Adventure. TSMM is fun but not essential. So really, I'm at the point where there are like two rides at DCA that I care about and am going to want to do every visit. If they ripped out everything else tomorrow it'd probably only merit a shrug from me.
By contrast, Kilimanjaro Safaris to me is an all time great attraction with a nice long ride time and something I can't do anywhere else. Everest is a great Disney coaster; not perfect, but less compromised in its current iteration than most of what's at DCA. Both Pandora rides are a bit flawed, but are more interesting than anything at DCA IMO. Should there be more there? Sure. Is everything there a home run? No. But there even if I threw out one of the Pandora rides, there are already more rides I care about at DAK, AND it's a much nicer place to spend the day. At least when the lines get long there are animals to look at, and other than the Pandora rides, DAK is honestly pretty chill, especially by WDW standards. And there's the added fact that DAK is my favorite Disney park in Florida and my number two Disney park in the country. DCA...is not.
So yes, I would take DAK over DCA any day of the week. Both parks have very flawed lineups that could be better balanced, but DAK's suits me better than DCA's, which I think is often given a pass because it has more attractions, which, again, is true, but let's be honest: a lot of that is from the Pier, and how many people here actually go and do all of those rides on a regular basis? I'm guessing a marginal number. So again I ask: is the lineup at DCA
really solid, or does it just get a pass because it has a bunch of filler rides that no one really cares about unless they can be conveniently used in ride count discussions? If the ride count is inferior, at least Animal Kingdom has more than one truly dynamite knock out of a ride, something that can't be said, IMO, for DCA. Reasonable minds may disagree, but for me DCA's technically higher ride count (many of which are of dubious quality IMO) cannot mask the greater issues the park suffers from by comparison to the far more coherent Animal Kingdom, and for me that certainly includes the ride lineup.