"Shift yer cargo, dearie... show 'em yer larboard side..."
"And mark well me words, mateys: dead men tell no tales."
"I am no cheekun! I will not talk... I will not talk..."
"Oui oui... we are, uh, how you say, attached to the place."
"Ahead is beautiful Schweitzer Falls, named after the famous explorer, Dr. Albert Falls."
"So, you're looking for a laughing place, eh? We'll show you a laughing place."
"Now then, hang on to them hats and glasses, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!"
"Actually, we have nine hundred and ninety nine happy haunts here. But there's room for a thousand. Any volunteers? If you insist on lagging behind, you may not need to volunteer."
"Do not pull down on the safety bar, please. I will lower it for you."
"Hurry back...hurry back... be sure to bring your death certificate."
"Step out to your left, please. Please step out to your left. When the car stops, please step out to your left."
"I heard the universe is expanding. Looks like it's time to loosen that ole asteroid belt!"
"Rover, don't interrupt while Sarah's interrupting."
"Are you awake dear? ...give 'im a left, ya big lug!"
"What journey would be complete without a brief moment in the English countryside with someone named Trevor? Hello, Trevor! Take care."
"Please do not sit on the lean rails because they're there to lean on."
"I got him on the train. You didn't say inside. Picky picky."
"Please keep all forward-facing tentacles clear of oncoming Metroliner Vehicles."
"In the future, packages will be sent from distant worlds through beams of light."
"I've been seized." / "Something you ate, sir?"
"If it can't be done with X-S, then it shouldn't be done at all."
"Money is simply a biproduct we've learned to live with."
"Oh, shut up, Scruffy. You're not burned, you just have a healthy glow."
"Big piece of corn right there in the teeth. How could you not see? I'm gonna have to call you back."
"Now some person I don't even know reminds me there's no eating, drinking, smoking or flash photography in my dream."
"Don't make me use this thing! I'll use it! I'll use the thing!"
"And they rain.... and rain..... and rain.... ...the deluge."
"Hey, you goldbricks, this ain't a spectator sport! Where do you think you are... Disney World??"
"Blink blink, breathe breathe. Day in, day out. Never a thank you, never a job-well-done."
"It's whole milk, too! These guys are serious!"
"Can they imagine, too?"
"Throughout today's performance, please refrain from buzzing, stinking, and pollinating. And no chirping. Thank you."
"Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?" / "We can't, you old fool! We're bolted to the seats!"
