hrcollectibles
Active Member
I've got the perfect solution.
Everyone parks outside of the property. There will be ABSOLUTELY no other means of transportation allowed on property except what is offered by Disney. No bikes, no cars, no outside operated buses, no limos, no taxis, etc.
All transportation personnel will be aged 26-30. After that age they will be taken to the back of the WDW property and summarily assassinated as they have no further use to society as we know it.
So you want it to be like Gilligan's Isle
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.