I had some sushi tonight as an appetizer, and I thought of my trips to Japan, then I thought of this thread.
Lest we think DAK is not a rare unloved anomaly, there's a theme park as old as DCA that does a much better job at being a theme park than DAK does. Here's a comparison of another Disney theme park that is not DCA but that opened just a couple years after Animal Kingdom.
Disney's Animal Kingdom opened 1998 = 8 Rides, 4 Theaters, 2 Interactive Playgrounds
5 E Tickets = Kilimanjaro Safari, Kali River Run, Flight of Passage, Expedition Everest, Dinosaur
2 D Tickets = Train to Conservation Station, Navi River Journey
1 C Ticket = Triceratops Spin
4 Theaters = Tough To Be A Bug, Festival of the Lion King, Feathered Friends, Finding Nemo
2 Interactive Playgrounds = Conservation Station, The Boneyard
Tokyo Disney Sea opened 2001 = 25 Rides, 5 Theaters, 2 Interactive Playgrounds, 3 Spectaculars/Fireworks
9 E Tickets = Nemo, Tower of Terror, Soaring, 20K Leagues, Journey TTCOT Earth, Sinbad, Indy, Never Land, Frozen Journey
4 D Tickets = Toy Story Mania, Raging Spirits, Rapunzel's Lantern Festival, Transit Steamer Line
6 C Tickets = Electric Railway, Aquatopia, Venetian Gondolas, Caravan Carousel, Flying Fish Coaster, Tinker Bell's Buggies
6 B Tickets = Big City Vehicles, Flying Carpets, Jumpin' Jellyfish, Scuttle's Scooters, Blowfish Balloon Race, The Whirlpool
5 Theaters = Turtle Talk, Broadway Music Theatre, Hangar Stage, Magic Lamp Theater, Mermaid Lagoon Theater
2 Interactive Playgrounds = Fortress Explorations, Ariel's Playground
3 Water Spectaculars/Fireworks = Big Band Beat (daytime), Believe; Sea of Dreams (nighttime), Sky Full Of Colors
Tokyo DisneySea has more than triple the number of rides Animal Kingdom does, more theaters, and actually does two different water spectaculars per day, plus fireworks. But Animal Kingdom sure is landscaped nice, isn't it?