...is Paris Hilton (or so she-thinks.... apparently)
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Hilton demands royal wedding
Friday, July 1 2005, 10:19 BST -- by Daniel Saney
Paris Hilton has announced that she wants her upcoming wedding to Paris Latsis to take place in London's Westminster Abbey, St. Paul's Cathedral or Windsor Castle.
However, since the fact that she isn't actually royalty could prove a slight problem, she has apparently written to Prince Charles seeking permission.
Contactmusic.com quote her as saying: "I've always wanted to be a princess on my big day and only a wedding in England could make that happen.
"I've got my heart set on a ceremony at St Paul's or Westminster, but I've had to write to the Prince to ask for a dispensation because I don't qualify.
"But the actual event is going to have a royal theme and London is the only place to do that. I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway."
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