Ain't it the truth

MouseMadness

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Husband Shopping

A HusbandShopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to
choose from among many men to be her husband.

It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascend.

There is, however, a catch.

You're only allowed in once.

Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that
floor.

If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the
building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1:
These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign.
"Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I
wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign says:

Floor 2:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely
good-looking.
"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking
and help with the housework.
"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads:

Floor 4:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think...
what must be awaiting me further up?"
So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:

Floor 5:
This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping.
Have a nice day!

And yes, this WAS posted by a woman. ;) :wave:
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by MouseMadness
Husband Shopping

A HusbandShopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to
choose from among many men to be her husband.

It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascend.

There is, however, a catch.

You're only allowed in once.

Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that
floor.

If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the
building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1:
These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign.
"Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I
wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign says:

Floor 2:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely
good-looking.
"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking
and help with the housework.
"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads:

Floor 4:
These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think...
what must be awaiting me further up?"
So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:

Floor 5:
This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping.
Have a nice day!

And yes, this WAS posted by a woman. ;) :wave:

ain't dat da truth my sistah!
 
Funny stuff! Thought I would post an email joke I got today that was pretty good!

Subject: why parents go gray

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:"ME."



Kristen
 

Register on WDWMAGIC. This sidebar will go away, and you'll see fewer ads.

Back
Top Bottom