This news story just came across my Facebook feed:
http://www.wafb.com/story/36169670/the-band-is-breaking-up-at-chuck-e-cheese
Chuck E. Cheese restaurants are phasing out the animatronic band....in favor of a live M&G character who comes out to have a dance party with the kids.
And....it strikes me that this is merely the latest salvo in what I would consider a war. Back in 1999, Universal built The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man, and created an amazingly immersive experience. The city skyline props moved along in time with the projections to create the illusion that you really were swinging over the city with Spidey and confronting his rogues gallery. It was a unique spin on the dark ride, and it pulled off so well that when the Raimi movies came out, Spidey and Doc Ock's costumes were changed from their comic book versions to the movie versions.
Unfortunately....Spidey's ride was not merely just a one-off attraction....Universal decided that projections was totally the way to go, and a wide array of attractions built since have all been projection based; Harry Potter's Forbidden Journey, Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts, Skull Island: Reign of Kong, Transformers, and Jimmy Fallon Kart 64.
(seriously the hell is ^THIS^?)
Everyone remembers Kongfrontation at Universal, right? Where King Kong, in his rampage through New York, grabs your tram and shakes it about a bit, then roars at you and you smell banana-breath? That was pretty freaking awesome.
But now...."Reign of Kong" simply has a ride vehicle go through a speed tunnel with Peter Jackson's King Kong 2 playing on the walls.....followed by an encounter with a very depressed-looking Kong. And while the facial movements are indeed impressive....all he does is stare at you. There's no interaction, no sense of danger.
(for the full effect, mute the video and play Eric Carmen's "All By Myself" in another window)
And then we come to Disney. Good lord, Disney. The Great Movie Ride, chock-full of impressive AA's, including the Wicked Witch of the West (Disney's first A-100 model!) is now gone.....and will be replaced with.....projectors.
They're bringing over Ratatouille Kitchen Catastrophe for the France Pavilion....which is a projector based ride. The Tower of Terror in California closed.....for a Guardians of the Galaxy ride chock-full of projectors (I'm willing to wager that Universe of Energy is going to get a similar treatment). Pirates of the Caribbean at Shanghai? More projectors.
Test Track? Rip out the robot arms and testing chambers of the car factory! We need projectors because now you're INSIDE the computer....thus allowing guests to deride it as "Tron Track".
Even Disney's new animatronics have projectors ON them, causing a strange unworldly aspect.
http://www./wp-content/uploads/2016/06/color-800x400.jpg
(yo dog, we heard you like projectors)
There's a TON of praise for the animatronic Shaman at the Navi River Tour....but she's the only one in there. All the wonderfully creative animals of Pandora? Projections.
Surely they could have built one of the cool looking giant hammerhead rhinos to put in there, right?
(for the record, this was the coolest animal in that movie)
Look, I get it. Animatronics cost a lot of money to build, even more money to build lifelike, and even MORE money on an annual basis to maintain. (*cough*DiscoYeti*cough*)
But in a world in which we are increasingly inundated with glowing computer/phone/tablet screens, turning rides into movies....why not give us something more real?
http://www.wafb.com/story/36169670/the-band-is-breaking-up-at-chuck-e-cheese
Chuck E. Cheese restaurants are phasing out the animatronic band....in favor of a live M&G character who comes out to have a dance party with the kids.
And....it strikes me that this is merely the latest salvo in what I would consider a war. Back in 1999, Universal built The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man, and created an amazingly immersive experience. The city skyline props moved along in time with the projections to create the illusion that you really were swinging over the city with Spidey and confronting his rogues gallery. It was a unique spin on the dark ride, and it pulled off so well that when the Raimi movies came out, Spidey and Doc Ock's costumes were changed from their comic book versions to the movie versions.
Unfortunately....Spidey's ride was not merely just a one-off attraction....Universal decided that projections was totally the way to go, and a wide array of attractions built since have all been projection based; Harry Potter's Forbidden Journey, Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts, Skull Island: Reign of Kong, Transformers, and Jimmy Fallon Kart 64.
(seriously the hell is ^THIS^?)
Everyone remembers Kongfrontation at Universal, right? Where King Kong, in his rampage through New York, grabs your tram and shakes it about a bit, then roars at you and you smell banana-breath? That was pretty freaking awesome.
But now...."Reign of Kong" simply has a ride vehicle go through a speed tunnel with Peter Jackson's King Kong 2 playing on the walls.....followed by an encounter with a very depressed-looking Kong. And while the facial movements are indeed impressive....all he does is stare at you. There's no interaction, no sense of danger.
(for the full effect, mute the video and play Eric Carmen's "All By Myself" in another window)
And then we come to Disney. Good lord, Disney. The Great Movie Ride, chock-full of impressive AA's, including the Wicked Witch of the West (Disney's first A-100 model!) is now gone.....and will be replaced with.....projectors.
They're bringing over Ratatouille Kitchen Catastrophe for the France Pavilion....which is a projector based ride. The Tower of Terror in California closed.....for a Guardians of the Galaxy ride chock-full of projectors (I'm willing to wager that Universe of Energy is going to get a similar treatment). Pirates of the Caribbean at Shanghai? More projectors.
Test Track? Rip out the robot arms and testing chambers of the car factory! We need projectors because now you're INSIDE the computer....thus allowing guests to deride it as "Tron Track".
Even Disney's new animatronics have projectors ON them, causing a strange unworldly aspect.
http://www./wp-content/uploads/2016/06/color-800x400.jpg
(yo dog, we heard you like projectors)
There's a TON of praise for the animatronic Shaman at the Navi River Tour....but she's the only one in there. All the wonderfully creative animals of Pandora? Projections.
Surely they could have built one of the cool looking giant hammerhead rhinos to put in there, right?
(for the record, this was the coolest animal in that movie)
Look, I get it. Animatronics cost a lot of money to build, even more money to build lifelike, and even MORE money on an annual basis to maintain. (*cough*DiscoYeti*cough*)
But in a world in which we are increasingly inundated with glowing computer/phone/tablet screens, turning rides into movies....why not give us something more real?