*headdesk*
I'll bite.
The park would be called "Night Kingdom," and would be themed as a tribal village surrounded by lush foliage. The park would only be open during the hours of darkness (7pm-1am/8pm-2am), and the center-piece would be a large burning pyre in the center of the village. The village would hold five buildings, three resturaunts, a giftshop and customer service. There would be several animal habitats throughout the surrounding jungles, including hippos, an aviary, a tiger pin and a giraffes. Unlike AK, you would actually be allowed to go out in small groups and interact with the creatures (obviously, not the tiger, but you get the idea), similar to Discovery Cove's reef and dolphin swim.
A mountain towards the back of the park would house three attractions; Adventurer's Climb (a rock-climb), Midnight Cavern (a walk-through cave to the top of the mountain), and Night Gliders (a suspended coaster like Pteradon Flyers from the top of the mountain to the bottom). At the foot of the mountain, the loading area for the Midnight Rapids would be position. This would be the highlight of the park, with a three mile river being constructed around the park, comprised of several 1-3 grade white water rapids. A CM would be your group's "guide" as you travel around the park. It wouldn't be track-based, it would work exactly like a white-water river would.