CThaddeus
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It's juvenile, the writing is horrible, the plot makes no sense, you sit in darkness for 80% of the show, the ending is anticlimatic, it's not entertaining, it replaced a classic attraction, and it doesn't belong in Tomorrowland because it's a prequel to a film that takes place in the PRESENT.
This was my reaction to Alien Encounter. It's one thing to create a suspenseful attraction that plays on your imagination. Alien Encounter, rather that using suspense, went for easy (and not at all funny) jokes and multiple deaths to try to be scary. It was like watching "Friday the 13th" or some similar "horror" flick. It just became about the body count and what ways they could come up with to kill people (and presumably the alien at the end).
As for the plot, Alien Encounter made very little sense. You watch a preshow where SIR fries Skippy, and then you're supposed to want to go into the next room to watch someone in the audience get fried? It obviously doesn't work. What moron - besides, apparently, Clench - would do something so stupid? Then, it's mentioned that only "some" people are suitable for teleportation and that their IQ would need to be boosted, yet Skippy, a life form SIR claims to be "lower," could be teleported. Of course, we saw how that went...
And, I know some thought the "peanut gallery" comments and screams were clever, but I found them cloying and distracting. They didn't feel immersive, only fake and manipulative. The "It's my mother-in-law" comment was particularly lame.
Next, the darkness. There seemed to be far more darkness in Alien Encounter than in Stitch. The latter has amazing set pieces - the laser cannons - that are used to great effect, wonderful in-theater effects, and an utterly amazing Stitch figure. In comparison, Alien Encounter had a cheesy-looking alien-on-a-stick that seemed to do little more than rotate. Perhaps it was audio-animatronic and had a few movements. If it did, it wasn't impressive enough for me to remember. The business of the guy in the rafters didn't do anything for me, either, as it seemed utterly implausible that an alien with a captive food source would bother to go after someone overhead (similarly, why would the alien run back to the center of the platform just because of the scream? Again, it's got a captive food source. Why bother?).
Alien Encounter a classic? I don't think so. Mission to Mars and Mission to the Moon were the classics in that spot. Frankly, I'd have preferred a 21st century update of them to what was done. I guess, though, that did happen with Mission: Space. Will I consider Stitch a classic? No. But I'd label it as such much sooner than Alien Encounter.
As for the comment about not belonging in Tomorrowland, I'm afraid Alien Encounter wouldn't have been allowed, then, either. Unless I missed something, it was set in an intergalactic convention center that we, the guest, are visiting. I don't recall any mention of it being in the future. Now, admittedly, we have yet to meet any aliens or visit any interplanetary convention centers, but then we have yet to visit an interplanetary detention cener or meet a blue alien named Stitch, either. They're both fanciful representations of sci-fi concepts. I just feel Stitch's Great Escape! was much better done.
Is Stitch's Great Escape! perfect? No. It has some flaws, too, but overall, the show is consistently more entertaining to me than Alien Encounter. Honestly, after the first time I visited the latter, I considered just skipping out after the SIR and Skippy preshow in subsequent visits to the Magic Kingdom. Fortunately for me, Stitch came along and I didn't have to.