I was listening to Bowling for Soup's 1985 while browsing through Magic and all of a sudden the lyrics started changing in my mind. This thing practically wrote itself. :lol:
I mean no harm by this. It's just a little fun. You know I love ya, Grizz!
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1985
Grizzly just hit the wall
He cannot stand it all
Several more rants to go
Eisner's still CEO
His dreams went out the door
When Pressler took the floor
Walt was the only man
What happened to his land?
He was gonna be an cowboy
He was gonna fly away
He was gonna take a dive
With the crew from 20 K
This world he used to love now seems like OJ's glove
Looks at this corporate place
And nothing has been
Alright
World of Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo
He rode all the classics
He knows every line
A Small World, One Little Spark
Big Beautiful Tommorrow
He rocked out to food!
Not a big space mission fan
He never saw some good
From the new Enchanted Tiki Band
Where's the atmosphere made for children?
And who's the sleazy girl sitting with Aladdin?
When did Disney forget values?
What ever happened to lessons, morals?
(Even family)
Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
He hates time; make it stop
When did critters get their own theme park? (theme park)
And when did Cindy have a sequel?
Please make this stop, stop, stop! (tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick)
Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 1985
(Woohoohoo)
World of Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
I mean no harm by this. It's just a little fun. You know I love ya, Grizz!
--------------------
1985
Grizzly just hit the wall
He cannot stand it all
Several more rants to go
Eisner's still CEO
His dreams went out the door
When Pressler took the floor
Walt was the only man
What happened to his land?
He was gonna be an cowboy
He was gonna fly away
He was gonna take a dive
With the crew from 20 K
This world he used to love now seems like OJ's glove
Looks at this corporate place
And nothing has been
Alright
World of Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo
He rode all the classics
He knows every line
A Small World, One Little Spark
Big Beautiful Tommorrow
He rocked out to food!
Not a big space mission fan
He never saw some good
From the new Enchanted Tiki Band
Where's the atmosphere made for children?
And who's the sleazy girl sitting with Aladdin?
When did Disney forget values?
What ever happened to lessons, morals?
(Even family)
Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
He hates time; make it stop
When did critters get their own theme park? (theme park)
And when did Cindy have a sequel?
Please make this stop, stop, stop! (tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick)
Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 1985
(Woohoohoo)
World of Motion, Horizons
Way before Splash Mountain,
There was Pirates and Dumbo
And Toad still in Fantasyland
These new kids on Magic
They tell him that he's uncool
'Cause he's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
