Ok so imagine you are made the big boss at UO, what would you do to make UO it better?
My 20 are
1. Change twister to it being a production company that is trying to make a movie about twisters and they want you to be the star's of the show
main changes would be
-change and shorten pre show
-add more effects to the show
-add more intensity to the show
-make the show longer
This operationally wouldn't work - the preshows and mainshow are the same length so the theaters empty into the next simultaneously. If anything, you could have two preshows half as long as the main show - but then you'd lose guest capacity, as only one preshow room could be occupied at any given time. Instead, they should just ditch Twister - it's a dull attraction based on a dull property, and it's kind of redundant (as everything Twister does, Disaster does it better).
2. Completely repaint IOA
Why? The only areas that probably need it are the Dragons, Dudley, and Seuss. Everything else looks pretty good.
3. Add a jeep ride to JP
Helicoptours would be a much better addition - it'd allow for a more family audience, it wouldn't be constantly compared to Countdown to Extinction, and it wouldn't have the exact same plot as the River Adventure.
4. Refurb MIBAA, JPRA,Mummy, and bring them into the 21st century
MIB is fine (but could use some new aliens if they're feeling generous). Mummy needs a complete story/effects rework in some areas, though the ride is still fun and occasionally impressive. JPRA needs all its dinos replaced and new ones added (which sadly won't happen).
5. Make the Hulk smooth again
Easier said than done... smoothness can be determined by the train and where you sit on it. It could use a bit of work, though.
6. Give dudly too actual AA's and shows scenes
This would be awesome and very much needed, but I doubt it'd ever happen.
7. Same with Popeye and bluto
I actually think Popeye's presentation is great and looks far superior to Dudley's. If they could just keep all the animatronics/effects working...
8. Turn Kidszone into a Nicktoons/dreamworks area
I say ditch Fievel (as much as I like it, it's past its prime and relevancy) and put in the Spongebob area... leave Curious George alone. Maybe cut Barney for something else. Woody Woodpecker should stay (especially given the upcoming Illuminations film).
9. Turn the LC and backstage area behind it into a LOTR land
Not enough room. This could maybe work in the plot between Toon Lagoon and Jurassic Park, but it'd probably be sorta tight.
10. Add a water park in the area to the south of IOA
Supposedly in the works...
11. lower food price
Not necessary, I don't think.
12. Better food quality
The food at Universal is actually very good in my experience...
13. Raise pay for TM's
Definitely easier said than done.
14. give HRRR new trains
Yes please!
15. Give toon lagoon a hanna barbara ride.
Hanna-Barbara is past its prime, frankly - and it doesn't fit in with the rest of Toon Lagoon. The only major properties I could see left for Lagoon expansion would be Rocky & Bullwinkle (maybe but unlikely) and Calvin & Hobbes (Waterson is ultra-protective of the characters, so I doubt it).