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Day Five: Return of the WED-Eye Have you ever slept in until 10am at WDW? Because I have, and boy, it’s the Aristocat’s pajamas. Lest we endure a third consecutive breakfast of potato-less omelets, I suggested we grab a bite at Docking Bay 7 at Galaxy’s Edge. We took a shortcut I had...

Day Four: The Empire Strikes (Baby) Back (Ribs) We slept in! Until 8am! Very punk rock! Again, we met the ladies at Everything POP for omelets and coffee. We had a 9:15 FP for Peter Pan’s Flight, but I didn’t want to rush anybody. This was BFA’s third consecutive day of walking around on a bum...

I imagine the answer is both! He was probably cast because of his general demeanor and then they played it up on set.

Day Three: A Gnu Hope It seemed an untold luxury to rise at the lazy hour of 7 whole o'clock. We showered and dressed and met the ladies at Everything POP. This day seemed less fraught with urgency than yesterday, so we ordered ham and cheese omelets (not bad, despite my horrific decision to...

Day Two: Revenge of the Six-Thirty Arrival Time Sorry this took so long; turns out it was one of the longest and most eventful days of my life! There's a bit about midway through Tootsie where Dustin Hoffman has a full day of work, has a date, babysits a child, goes dancing, has dinner, all...

Day One: Attack of the Loans (I had to take out to afford this trip) BF and I have a...history of rough starts to our WDW trips. In January 2014 our flight was canceled hours before we were supposed to leave and we were told we couldn't be rebooked until three days later. Quick thinking led us...

Prelude: The Fandom Menace Hi! It's been a while. You all look like you haven't aged a day! Is that a new brooch? So...I have a Disney problem. The first WDW trip of my adult life was in January of 2014. Me, my boyfriend (BF), and our very knowledgable Disney Friend (DF) stayed at POR, my...

We're going to Disneyland the first weekend in October for a certain theme weekend. Switch up your coasts!

MK: Stitch's Great Escape Epcot: Journey Into Imagination with Figment DHS: A parcel of razed land AK: Primeval Whirl j/k j/k j/k MK: Splash Mountain (TTA when Splash is down for refurb) Epcot: Living With the Land DHS: Tower of Terror AK: Expedition Everest

1st, thank you and I hope you like food, because I require a lot of meals with my best friends. 2nd, I read Universal Orlando 2015: The Ultimate Guide to the Ultimate Theme Park Adventure and The Unofficial Guide to Universal Orlando, though I suspect you could get away with just reading the...

Two Cats, No Hats Fresh as two bearded, 200-plus-pound daisies, we got up early and headed to the parks. For the first time since we arrived at Cabana Bay, we had to wait TWO WHOLE MINUTES for a bus to arrive. My, how quickly we spoil! We arrived at Islands of Adventure, eager to quickly bang...

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Cowfish?!? We woke up at a perfectly respectable hour. I swear. I headed down to the resort's Starbucks for coffees and a breakfast sandwich. After last night's lackluster Bayliner Diner experience, I wasn't about to take the Pepsi challenge on their powdered eggs...

Cabana-Fanna Bo-Bay! Let's talk real quick about the greatest thing to happen to Central Florida since 1971: And no, I'm not talking about Primeval Whirl. I'm talking about Uber. The region is already enough of an unrelenting cash-suck, so why pay an arm and a leg to get around to each...

The Room! My God, THE ROOM!!! After seeing what a little wishing can do, BF and I lazily strolled the tiki torch-lined paths to Tokelau, where our third-floor studio awaited. As the door opened, so did my fool mouth. This room was unbelievable. As if I needed any more convincing that I want...

Making FP+ Our You-Know-What The flight from LGA to MCO was blissfully uneventful. Our walk through the airport to DME barely felt real, as last-minute Disney feels even more strange and ethereal than 180-days-out Disney. You know WDW tourism has changed when booking two months in advance feels...

Prelude: Might As Well Face It, We're Addicted To Dub (-ble-you dee dubble-you) We weren't supposed to go to Disney World this time. The BF and I went TWICE in 2014. Once in January, which was his first time ever and my first time after a 15-year absence. Needless to say, enough Mickey-minded...

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Definitely low-hanging fruit, but it's the sheer size and scope of the project I find impressive. I would expect no less from you. But the parody version of you on Banksy's version of these boards loves it. ;)

Banksy's new art exhibit in England is a dystopian parody of Disneyland. Even if all things Disney are sacred to you, this looks kinda cool: http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/08/dismaland/ Exit through the gift shop. Also, enter through it. Basically, it's a giant gift shop.

I am listening to one of many WDW podcasts. *key unlocking door* Oh no! BF is home! He mustn't know! I scramble to my iTunes. I am now listening to a comedy podcast. My secret is still safe.